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TKO III - For those who have yet to decide!
From a far distant land, ‘cross a treacherous sea
Comes a brand new team captain for TKO III
David Paul Fitzgerald, but he’s known as DP
Can this man beat Tikay? Well read on and see!
An Irish invader with the luck of the isle
He has the charisma, just none of the style!
He’s young and good looking (if you squint a bit)
So with all the young ladies he should be a hit
He’s game for a laugh and he’s good with the jokes
Well just look at his hair, is that serious folks?
And though he’s not tall, which is not a good start
He more than makes up for it with his massive heart!
Now, of course, this is poker and Tikay’s the King
So what will the new boy be able to bring
For a year now or more he’s been learning the game
And getting advice from all the “big” names
Hartigan, Orford, LML too
Have all lent a hand to this great Irish stew
Ed Giddins as well, who has taught him the math
And how to play aggro and get in the cash
But if all of this fails (and I don’t like the odds)
He’s found lots of dirt so he can blackmail the Mods
And when it gets close, like it has done before
A nod from our man and they’ll alter the score
The mighty Lord Orford has pledged his support
And LML too we are pleased to report
His mate, the great Gidso, should play along too
But Hartigan? Well, he’s got dinner for two!
So all we need now is for you to join in
And sign up for DP to ensure that we win
You know it makes sense, with the rewards it will yield
Such a sweet victory over Burgundy Fields
There’s no time to lose if you want to be in
But choosing the old folk would be such a sin
The victory freeroll awaits you and me
So come on let’s do it for the Mighty DP
GREEN ARRRRMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
However nearly backfired with being made an honourary Tikayer. Tikay is a 24 carat diamond but surely it will be Irish eyes smiling this time??