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What a Dunk!!! That Really Takes The Biscuit.
Its Wednesday Night and 6K Double Stack night, not been running too well of late so a big win was on the cards surely. Missed out on the satalite into this tourny so I decided to pay full entry fee.
I was pretty much down on my luck prior to this touny, but I felt I was turning a corner so I put all the bad beats to one side and decided to give this my best shot. No disturbances, phone off the hook, battery taken out the doorbell and unscrewed the knocker. Lets go for it!!!!
Pretty slow start to be fair but I was holding my own. By the first break I had managed to get my chips up to around 12K so I was delighted with my progress, however, bad beat billy is back on my case and my stack suffers a sizable loss. Yes peeps I was down to 950 chips and things are looking pretty grim.
I waited and waited for my big chance, I shove all-in - 1, 2 and 3 callers OH MY GOD! now I am in a whole lot of
#%~%?? - But wait a minute Yes!.......Yes!!..........YES!!!I hit trip sixes after going all in with my A6s what a relief. Onwards and upwards I start hitting a few monsters, Trips, Pockets, flushes galore.
"Do you want a cup of tea love?" I hear in the background "yes please" and some biscuits would be nice. I carry on playing whilst dunking my biscuits and building my stack. Now believe it or not I am now 7th in the tourny and sitting with a chipstack of around 186k - I am well pleased with the way things are going.
I get dealt 6,8 off suit so I am waiting for it to come round to me so I can fold, I dip my biscuit in my tea whilst watching the table and suddenly without warning my biscuit feels a whole lot lighter than it was when I dipped it in my tea, I panic as my biscuit breaks off and drops on my mouse, making a dive for it -DISASTER STRIKES!!!!
In the mayhem the biscuit and my hand hit the mouse at the same time and I'm All-In, Don't Panic, I say to myself, with 186k all-in that's a big bet and 99.9% of players will fold. So I watch it go round the table and NOOOoooooo!! 278K man calls my accidental all-in, I crash out of the touny in 7th place and my world has come to an end.
Then just as I am about to top myself - the alarm goes off and its all just a bad dream.
Morale of the story is - Don't Dunk While Playing Poker.
ps. The only true part of this story is - I did finish 7th in wednesdays double stack and won £121.00 but I hope you enjoyed it anyway.
Pokertrev
(Official Suit)
I was pretty much down on my luck prior to this touny, but I felt I was turning a corner so I put all the bad beats to one side and decided to give this my best shot. No disturbances, phone off the hook, battery taken out the doorbell and unscrewed the knocker. Lets go for it!!!!
Pretty slow start to be fair but I was holding my own. By the first break I had managed to get my chips up to around 12K so I was delighted with my progress, however, bad beat billy is back on my case and my stack suffers a sizable loss. Yes peeps I was down to 950 chips and things are looking pretty grim.
I waited and waited for my big chance, I shove all-in - 1, 2 and 3 callers OH MY GOD! now I am in a whole lot of
#%~%?? - But wait a minute Yes!.......Yes!!..........YES!!!I hit trip sixes after going all in with my A6s what a relief. Onwards and upwards I start hitting a few monsters, Trips, Pockets, flushes galore.
"Do you want a cup of tea love?" I hear in the background "yes please" and some biscuits would be nice. I carry on playing whilst dunking my biscuits and building my stack. Now believe it or not I am now 7th in the tourny and sitting with a chipstack of around 186k - I am well pleased with the way things are going.
I get dealt 6,8 off suit so I am waiting for it to come round to me so I can fold, I dip my biscuit in my tea whilst watching the table and suddenly without warning my biscuit feels a whole lot lighter than it was when I dipped it in my tea, I panic as my biscuit breaks off and drops on my mouse, making a dive for it -DISASTER STRIKES!!!!
In the mayhem the biscuit and my hand hit the mouse at the same time and I'm All-In, Don't Panic, I say to myself, with 186k all-in that's a big bet and 99.9% of players will fold. So I watch it go round the table and NOOOoooooo!! 278K man calls my accidental all-in, I crash out of the touny in 7th place and my world has come to an end.
Then just as I am about to top myself - the alarm goes off and its all just a bad dream.
Morale of the story is - Don't Dunk While Playing Poker.
ps. The only true part of this story is - I did finish 7th in wednesdays double stack and won £121.00 but I hope you enjoyed it anyway.
Pokertrev
(Official Suit)
Comments
Posted by POKERTREV
That's the part i thought to myself this is a wind up he's never 7th the whole all in biscuit thing i fell for until this part lol ;0)
nice dream
monkey123
PS April 1st is NEXT week! lol
i put this down to the extra wheaty crust.....
thoughts???
Have some faith, I have witnesses to my 7th place finish, although none are available to comment on the biscuit dunking allegations though.
They appologised for the messy crumbs but said, this is the only way that the hob nob can perform to the best of its ability.
PS I know you did mate because I saw it with my own eyes! lol And very well played too!
PPS It was the story as a whole that was deserving of the April 1st comment! Sorry for any confusion
i do not have this problem with a custard cream however.......