i hate this dealer!!!!!!!!!

porkerman

I have made several deposits on sky poker and I have to tell you that the dealer is not fair at all. I have had the sickest beats for weeks, months, years. The favorite hand rarely wins, and the deals do not seam to be random at all. I have finally said enough is enough. I have been very upset when I read some of the posts on here but i wasn't surprised at all.

I have lost thousands of pounds thinking it was just bad luck, bad play but it is not, i never make a bad play. I have had several cycles of winning but in the end the dealer will take all my money if i don't cash out. I have heard and read so much about sky poker that I can't believe I was stupid enough to think I could get a fair game here. I would literally bet every penny I have that the deck is rigged on purpose for me to lose

I wondered how they payed for the marketing, tv time, tv tourny's, bonus's etc. Now I know, they steal money from every day players by using a deck that is unfair. Play their free games or freerolls  but don't give those crooks your money. If their is Carma ruling this universe, the people who run sky poker and work their, will pay the price.

this place is only here to take our money and now i wont have any cream crackers for the next month thanks to sky, also no dairylea left in so tell that to the dealer who always gives me bad beats!!!!! it wont bother him because he has been doing this for years, maybe he likes to see me suffer?

wont be playing on here again till they change the dealer

unknown_username

post of the week..i new you were a gudun with thread about you being staked...this is class

TORTUS007

If you play on 2 tables at the same time, work out which one is the bad dealer, then just play on the other table, simples, confuse the dealers.

MereNovice

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If you play on 2 tables at the same time, work out which one is the bad dealer, then just play on the other table, simples, confuse the dealers.
Posted by TORTUS007

Genius. I wish that I'd thought of this.
All it takes is a bit of radical thought and we can solve the world's problems.
I think that it's the guy whose eyebrows meet in the middle that is the duff dealer but that may just be prejudice on my part.

NoseyBonk

LOL! Brilliant post Porkerman. I'm sure there's more than a few on here who actually think that for real!

DOHHHHHHH

Ha I read that thinking it was real- and by the end of it, the anger I felt inside was huge!! It wound me up so bad!!!

haha - glad it was a joke, I can relax now

unknown_username

First class porker.

Now if we all keep very quiet and don't post, soon there will be lots of tin foil helmeted guys posting to agree with every word porker says.      Shhhh ....... wait for it .......

HAL_9000

Yea Sky sack him 

I personally have seen him deal from the bottom of the deck on a number of occasions when i complain he simply ignores me the ignorant so and so

HAL_9000

Its disappointing as I had been playing at P**ty P**er untill i discovered this

http://www.billrini.com/2004/11/30/proof-that-online-poker-is-rigged/

Now it appears Skys at it

I suppose i could try Co*l H**D P**er but they dont like Sharks

Keep Smiling

HAL_9000

loonytoons

I personally think this is genuine

JingleMa

It could have been genuine until he started talking about cream crackers and dairylea, then it was obviously a joke.

I hope.

Dudeskin8

Great post, I was in tears at the end lol.

blade900

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Great post, I was in tears at the end lol.
Posted by Dudeskin8

mee 2

porkerman

glad you all find this so funny!!!! but i will have you know i finished a proud 18th in the tko, clearly they dont use the same dealer for freerolls, so from now on i make start ripping up all the freerolls, very easy to win, people will shove with any 2 and the range i can put people on will be very significant for my quest to be the worlds best hold'em player, tom durrr is good but he hasnt got the flair that i possess, hope you all prey that i dont drop on the same dealer in the next few tournaments and maybe then i can achieve my goals, good luck all

TORTUS007

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glad you all find this so funny!!!! but i will have you know i finished a proud 18th in the tko, clearly they dont use the same dealer for freerolls, so from now on i make start ripping up all the freerolls, very easy to win, people will shove with any 2 and the range i can put people on will be very significant for my quest to be the worlds best hold'em player, tom durrr is good but he hasnt got the flair that i possess, hope you all prey that i dont drop on the same dealer in the next few tournaments and maybe then i can achieve my goals, good luck all
Posted by porkerman

But surely he can only deal on one table at a time, I'm almost certain one of the dealers is an alcoholic.