The 'Little Englander'

loonytoons

I just thought i would share this little snippet with you all. A guy came back to work after spending a fortnight in Turkey (his 1st holiday abroad). 'How was your holiday?' i asked. 'OK' he replied 'except the place was full of foreigners' I then said to him 'but weren't you the foreigner, not them?' His reply then was 'Im no foreigner, and anyway most of them were thick as well, i mean, they couldn't even speak English properly' At this point i was lost for words, which is quite unusual for me!

spornybol

In Response to The 'Little Englander':

I just thought i would share this little snippet with you all. A guy came back to work after spending a fortnight in Turkey (his 1st holiday abroad). 'How was your holiday?' i asked. 'OK' he replied 'except the place was full of foreigners' I then said to him 'but were you not the foreigner when you were there, not them?' His reply then was 'Im no foreigner, and anyway most of them were thick as well, i mean, they couldn't even speak English properly' At this point i was lost for words, which is quite unusual for me!
Posted by loonytoons

my mum went with my dad on a day trip to france when she turned round to him and said at least the seagulls are english? to this day were still confused !

-TARAS-

      Pmsl, hopefully he's just in charge of making the tea !

jubbley

When me and my girlfriend drove to spain we where caught up in a jam on the m20 she said lets call a cab it will be quicker ,, and she was serious