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TKO transfer rumblings...
Dearest Richard,
you are the jewel in my burger king crown,
the wind beneath my cheeks,
the apple of my japanese.
...how can i possibly allow a transfer?
i'd have a mutiny on my hands!
you are the jewel in my burger king crown,
the wind beneath my cheeks,
the apple of my japanese.
...how can i possibly allow a transfer?
i'd have a mutiny on my hands!
Comments
Whatever can it mean?
PS- On a completely unrelated note- I won't accept anything less than Cashley Cole's wages per week. Tax free. Oh and you'll need to chuck in a few Page 3 Models as well...
Is it Ashley Cole's wages you want or his life? I think Richard & Cheryl has a nice ring to it.
You Nemesis, I like.
I hereby appoint you as my agent in the upcoming negotiations.
If you can get me Ms. Cole I'll be, to give it the correct technical parlance, "well chuffed".
Only stumbling block is, if we seal the deal between now and tomorrow, I might find it difficult to commit myself to TKO Leg 3 when I have Cheryl Cole at home waiting for me to "entertain" her.
That's lovely DP. Really, lovely.
Now, let's talk cold, hard cash....
Over my dead body.
I don't want you, never have, & never will.
I've had a long think, & given that you have BEGGED me non-stop since TKOIII began, here's what I am prepared to do. As a favour, you understand.
If DP wants to pay £10, I'll ship across one of my players, & take Orford in exchange, as a sort of "makeweight".
I can't be fairer than that.
If you want a straight offer for Orford, I'll go as high as 93p.
That is my FINAL offer. I hope that's clearly understood.
I must add that I think Rich is a lovely boy, very handsome, too, right up there with lJAMESl & Sparcey in the looks department.
I will let our players make their own mind up as to what they think really happened.
But let me offer up a few facts...
(1) I was one of the Top 10 Most Valuable Players for Team LML.
(2) After playing in just one leg last week in TKO 3, I am now in the Top Ten Most Valuable Players for Team DP.
(3) To my knowledge, I'm the only player on the site to finish in the Top 10 cash spots in TWO TKO tourneys.
(4) Tikay is losing 2-0.
(5) I am currently on a winning team.
Now, just run it by me one more time as to why I would be BEGGING YOU to take me on to your team?
PS- Stop lurking round by my dustbins. Don't think I can't see you. I've told you before, and I'll tell you again: I'm only defecting to your team if I get my wage demands met and my long list of perks seen to (which includes your car-parking space, your desk in the office and full access to the special "tournament winning" Tikay lever. Er, maybe I should re-phrase that last bit...)
Because you are envious of my svelte & lithe body, clothed as it is in Armani, Gucci, & Tesco apparel?
Because Lisa-Marie adores me?
Need I go on? I can, you know.
...you have.
Helpful tip incidentally- the word abhors is not spelt 'adores'. I know they sound the same, but they're two completely different words, trust me...
Boss, i think an offer of 93p is far too generous for Orford and i'm concerned he will cry worse than a Deal or No Deal contestant if the offer goes through as this certainly could be the highlight of his poker career
That is all!
PS Any transfer that involves Cheryl Cole may sway me if Orford's out the way
Also you can't give up your parking space because it permanently has a car parked in it while you enjoy the cab rides of our famously friendly London cabbies!
Dave
hmmmm.
i've had a think.
no.
£1,000,000,000?
mind you, he is very smug.
Reminds me of my student days when I had to top up my allowance any which way I could think of.
So, what's going on then Team Captains? Whose team am I turning out for tonight?
Remember, I came 4th in the last Russian Roulette so whoever's got me better start sending me some serious sweeteners if they want me to 'perform' for them tonight.
Let's start with a nice bouquet of flowers and we can work up to the sports car later.
But try not to take advantage of me, coz I'm not that kind of girl...
Of course, you do realise that if my transfer comes through and yours doesn't then I'm going to have to be NICE to you, with cheering and words of encouragement and massaging of ego...YUK!!!!!!!
x
and i don't normally say this to a girl,
but,
please stay.
I feel faintly nauseous.
I will however, still perform as well as I can tonight, given the extremely difficult circumstances of playing for HIM. Although if I cash tonight I may never forgive myself...
I think this is what's known in the trade as 'selling out'.
I feel so dirty...
You CAN refuse to go Rich! Have some backbone and stand up to them!
Tell them you won't do it Rich! Tell Them! ........TELL THEM!!!!!!!
As for tonight, well the die has been cast now.
Although, there's nothing stopping me from doing an inside hatchet job is there?
The man who made me vice captain, who swore to play for team LML because he couldnt be seen on the same team as Tikay is now going to play there without a fight? In the words of Grange Hill....... Just say NO!!!
It's true. The turncoat has been granted his wish, after his constant begging to be on my Team.
And if you knew the offer he made to me in our shared dressing room before last week's Show, well......
So, welcome aboard, HIM.
He cares deeply for me, &, I confess, I love the boy.