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TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet

DP-FitzDP-Fitz
edited April 2010 in Sky Poker Tournaments
Ok, Herr Kendal,
before the horns lock across the roulette tables at dusk, here are my offers:

daz231023     - £15
vaigret           - £5
TRIP5            - £12.50
bornablade     - £12.50
Millers13        - £12.50
TK                 - £50
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited April 2010

    OK Fitzy, here's the deal.

    Daz asked to be transferred to your motley crew, & I don't want disaffected Team tikay Members, so he can go, & with my blessing. He's a good guy, & I wish him well.

    You can have him for £15, & in return, I'll take Orful Orford off your hands for for free. He's mithering me shocking to be my number 2 - well, number 647 - & if it makes Mr "Ooh-I-Forgot-My-Car" happy, then who are we to argue?

    Do we have a deal?

    Reply either "YES" or "YES.
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  • acebarry10acebarry10
    edited April 2010
    Hi tikay

    Just to let you know chrisbhoy wishes to be transfered to team tikay.
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited April 2010
    I don't think we should be rewarding deserters.
    Stick the £100 in the kitty for the freeroll we're going to get when we win this thing.
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  • DP-FitzDP-Fitz
    edited April 2010
    chrisbhoy is clearly dillussional...
    he shall be medicated also.

    as for the "offer" TK: you should have to ply the Orford out of my cold dead hands.
    9-3-off for example.
    i know he's smug, and looks a little weird, and also hides teabags in his shoes in wardrobe, but i kinda like the critter, and he does cash!

    so, with all that in mind, i propose the following...

    i'll give £15 for daz,
    (and all other suggested transfers above)

    ...and you'll give £20 for ORfORd
    but there's no way we can line his silk'n'fur pockets any further, so i propose that we add it to a/c of the person who is willng to defect from team TK for the lowest amount.

    simples.

    all those who like making pirate sounds, say eye.
    all those who like making horse sounds, say nay,

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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited April 2010
    Eye Sir!

    DP my favourite little Irish Gent of a thousand drunken songs.....I'll come on a free!!!

    I'm a Chief Anti-Railer....GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!

    Yours in anticipation...Trippy

    x
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  • Action_DanAction_Dan
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet:
    OK Fitzy, here's the deal. Daz asked to be transferred to your motley crew, & I don't want disaffected Team tikay Members, so he can go, & with my blessing. He's a good guy, & I wish him well. You can have him for £15, & in return, I'll take Orful Orford off your hands for for free. He's mithering me shocking to be my number 2 - well, number 647 - & if it makes Mr "Ooh-I-Forgot-My-Car" happy, then who are we to argue? Do we have a deal? Reply either "YES" or "YES.
    Posted by Tikay10
    Just shows how desperate the situation is for Team Warden-Controlled Flat that you're looking to recruit the much derived Richard Orford to boost your results - he's got everything he needs this side of the water so why would he want to join your rabble?

    DP - I agree with Mere on this...don't want or need deserters (they've made their choices so let them continue to regret it) so add the transfer kitty to the freeroll prize money and say thanks but no thanks to all offers! Don't forget how scheming Tikay was during The Battle of Thermopylae when he betrayed the Spartans so remember these transfer requests could be nothing more than underhand tactics to get some sabotages in our camp...
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  • chrisbhoychrisbhoy
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet:
    chrisbhoy is clearly dillussional... he shall be medicated also. as for the "offer" TK: you should have to ply the Orford out of my cold dead hands. 9-3-off for example. i know he's smug, and looks a little weird, and also hides teabags in his shoes in wardrobe, but i kinda like the critter, and he does cash! so, with all that in mind, i propose the following... i'll give £15 for daz, (and all other suggested transfers above) ...and you'll give £20 for ORfORd but there's no way we can line his silk'n'fur pockets any further, so i propose that we add it to a/c of the person who is willng to defect from team TK for the lowest amount. simples. all those who like making pirate sounds, say eye. all those who like making horse sounds, say nay,
    Posted by DP-Fitz
    DP have u seen the state of my team lately! no wonder i have lost the plot
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet:
    chrisbhoy is clearly dillussional... he shall be medicated also. as for the "offer" TK: you should have to ply the Orford out of my cold dead hands. 9-3-off for example. i know he's smug, and looks a little weird, and also hides teabags in his shoes in wardrobe, but i kinda like the critter, and he does cash! so, with all that in mind, i propose the following... i'll give £15 for daz, (and all other suggested transfers above) ...and you'll give £20 for ORfORd but there's no way we can line his silk'n'fur pockets any further, so i propose that we add it to a/c of the person who is willng to defect from team TK for the lowest amount. simples. all those who like making pirate sounds, say eye. all those who like making horse sounds, say nay,
    Posted by DP-Fitz
    Is this not normal behaviour?????

    Gutted!!!

    x
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited April 2010
    In Response: Don't forget how scheming Tikay was during The Battle of Thermopylae when he betrayed the Spartans ...
    Posted by Action_Dan


    Lol! That made me really laugh!

    Was it a 300 runner MTT that day? ;)
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet:
    OK Fitzy, here's the deal. Daz asked to be transferred to your motley crew, & I don't want disaffected Team tikay Members, so he can go, & with my blessing. He's a good guy, & I wish him well. You can have him for £15, & in return, I'll take Orful Orford off your hands for for free. He's mithering me shocking to be my number 2 - well, number 647 - & if it makes Mr "Ooh-I-Forgot-My-Car" happy, then who are we to argue? Do we have a deal? Reply either "YES" or "YES.
    Posted by Tikay10

    FACT NUMBER 1- I haven't spoken to Tikay for about 6 days so where all this 'mithering' is coming from beats me.

    FACT NUMBER 2- He's delusional. See FACT 1.

    FINAL POINT- Did I say at any stage that I would LIKE to be on Tikay's team? The thought of it makes me feel quite queazy tbh, but DP is tchucking me about like cheap aftershave.

    Therefore I have no choice but to watch in horror as the transfer negotiations rumble on.    ..
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited April 2010

    If I can just put my 56p worth in here regarding transfers.......

    Why dont we just delay any until about 9pm tonight? DP could be very busy then with requests from the other side.......Sorry, not could, WILL BE busy.....


    GREEEEEEEEN      ARRRRRRRRRMMMMY!!!!
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  • DiggerManDiggerMan
    edited April 2010
    My Dear Green Army Compatriots, a question or two for your conscience:-
    Would you not save a poor, helpless puppy that has been left on the side of a road to fall prey to any number of predators?
    Would you not be sympathetic to a desperate, homeless child in need of a good meal and a safe place to stay?
    Would you not give a helping hand to that heavily pregnant woman who is trying to carry her shopping to the car?
    And would you not help an old man who has long since seen better days to finally get his wish to lie back and relax on a Tuesday evening without having try and rally his battle weary and somewhat dysfunctional tribe?

     I know you would for I know you are all good people!

     So I feel it is our duty to free those poor tortured souls who, through no fault of their own, have become outcasts in Burgundy Fields! They are in a living helI and we have the power to release them! 


    ........Although I’m not sure that offering up our “Spiritual Leader”, the God Orford (er, that’s God Orford and NOT God Awful!) as the sacrificial lamb is the right way to go. Some unsuspecting no-show would be far better imo! ;)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited April 2010
    Nice to see TK values me at more than £5 despite my ramblings.

    Go Team TK we can do it.

    If you do come over Rich I for one will welcome you into the flock.
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  • DP-FitzDP-Fitz
    edited April 2010
    wait a minute vaigret...
    i thought you and i had a handshake!?
    what's all this "go team tk" blasphamy coming from?
    we negotiated a good deal - £5, no?
    is there nothing to be said for saying another mass fr?

    and as for you dicky of Ord...
    you can take you're heels and make up with you.
    i never wanna see your filthy face around here again.
    there's rings on all the tables, knaw marks on the sofas, and where are all the teabags gone?

    i feel betrayed, violated, and often drunk in the mornings.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet:
    wait a minute vaigret... i thought you and i had a handshake!? what's all this "go team tk" blasphamy coming from? we negotiated a good deal - £5, no? is there nothing to be said for saying another mass fr? and as for you dicky of Ord... you can take you're heels and make up with you. i never wanna see your filthy face around here again. there's rings on all the tables, knaw marks on the sofas, and where are all the teabags gone? i feel betrayed, violated, and often drunk in the mornings.
    Posted by DP-Fitz
    its a shame there isn,t a third team ;)
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet:
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet : its a shame there isn,t a third team ;)
    Posted by stokefc
    VALE have always been a THIRD rate team in my book yoth!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited April 2010
    We had a deal DP and I was waiting patiently for the call to arms but you didn't press it through enough with TK.
     
    Obviously he rates me more than a £5 and as I cashed in the roulette for £3 I hope my fee has now gone up.

    Still open to offers but I will be loyal to my team til the fat lady sings.

    I leave it with you both. 
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: TKO III - III - Transfer Sheet:
    wait a minute vaigret... i thought you and i had a handshake!? what's all this "go team tk" blasphamy coming from? we negotiated a good deal - £5, no? is there nothing to be said for saying another mass fr? and as for you dicky of Ord... you can take you're heels and make up with you. i never wanna see your filthy face around here again. there's rings on all the tables, knaw marks on the sofas, and where are all the teabags gone? i feel betrayed, violated, and often drunk in the mornings.
    Posted by DP-Fitz
    Just...RAFL at this post!!!!!!!!

    If I could nominate a single post of the week it would be this one :o)

    I do love a riled Irisher...

    x

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