Actually, the 'guy' that beat you isn't even a 'guy'. 'It's' a Bot.
And it multi-tables twelvty-too-much tables – all at once. Without breathing. It used to play on another site, called Absolutely Fabulous, under the pseudonym of PantRipper... right up until the time that Phil Helmet crashed a racing car into the main server, causing crystallisation in the flux capacitors.
So Dohhhhhhh is correct; it's impossible to beat this player. Unless you happen to have a cute picture of a kitten, and a Beef & Tomato Pot Noodle to distract it.
I'm pretty sure I've got most of the facts right there.
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