IF YOU WON THE WORLD SERIES!

Dazler

Just imagine it, you and one other heads up on the final table at the world series with all that cash just sitting there, your chip leader and you hold the mighty 72 in your hand the guy oppisite you goes all in with AK and you call in an instant. flop comes KK2 your heart pounds then the turn a 2 and then the river another 2 whooohooo youve done it with the best hand ever and completly out played phill helmuth another internet winner from sky poker WINS THE WORLD SERIES. Phill swears and cursses and tips up the table with all that cash on it and it falls to the floor hes fummin but your now the champ! Phill says what the bleep bleep bleep bleep was that!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY IN RESPONSE?

MP33

I,d be to embaressed at playing it and make out it was a mistake and thought it was pocket deuces.

Then i,d probabably go mental for the next 6 months celebrating

DOHHHHHHH

Ask him for directions to the nearest strip club

IMAROCK

id say " whos the daddy phil!!"

DTWBANDIT

      i'd ask someone to pinch me as i would think i was dreaming    dtw

BlackFish3

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Ask him for directions to the nearest strip club
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

male strip club your interested in yes?

ACESOVER8s

I'd laugh my **** off as there is nothing funnier than Hellmuth spitting his dummy.

SolarCarro

I did win it with pocket 9's (see pic <--------------------------------------)

I got all my coaching from SolarCarro

Joe

acebarry10

Did you pay for me to enter?, Its poker, it happens and smile.

FlashFlush

Go and buy about 6 million lottery tickets, not win and have to start from scratch again

Root_Kunal

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Go and buy about 6 million lottery tickets, not win and have to start from scratch again
Posted by FlashFlush

LMAO I woulod actaully probaly put all the winnings on a dog race hahaha how to blow 8mill in 30seconds

robc

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In Response to Re: IF YOU WON THE WORLD SERIES! : LMAO I woulod actaully probaly put all the winnings on a dog race hahaha how to blow 8mill in 30seconds
Posted by kunster

Na got to be red on roullette you no you will win

pod1

smack him in the mouth, tell him to grown up, and then tell him to read my book when it comes out later in the year , to learn how to play proper poker!!!

jubbley

Id say unlucky chum..then laugh and head off to the carribean with georgie thompson

Dazler

ID HAND HIM A BROOM AND A DUMMY AND SAY 'SWEEP UP MY MONEY FOOL AND SUCK ON THAT' IVE GOT A BRACLET TO PUT ON WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO:)

unbpower

id repeat every word he says in a annoying fake american accent with the smuggest grin on my face while pretending to wipe invisible tears away from my eyes would luv to see his reaction !!

OMahonyO

I`d say `lol misclicks`, and stuff a $1 note in his top pocket as I walked off

Dazler

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Go and buy about 6 million lottery tickets, not win and have to start from scratch again
Posted by FlashFlush

tut tut tut read the article what would you say was the question not what you would spend it on

Dazler

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In Response to Re: IF YOU WON THE WORLD SERIES! : Na got to be red on roullette you no you will win
Posted by robc

tut tut tut read the article what would you say was the question not what you would spend it on

Dazler

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Did you pay for me to enter?, Its poker, it happens and smile.
Posted by acebarry10

you can do better than that barry lol

Dazler

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id repeat every word he says in a annoying fake american accent with the smuggest grin on my face while pretending to wipe invisible tears away from my eyes would luv to see his reaction !!
Posted by unbpower

i like this one lol love to see that

Dazler

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I`d say `lol misclicks`, and stuff a $1 note in his top pocket as I walked off
Posted by OMahonyO

like this one too but id just burn a 100 dollar bill then put it in his pocket

bandini

I win a 60p DYM I'm doing naked cartwheels around the living room screaming for Ivey to be brave enough to take me on heads-up.

If Hell Mouth was at my table as I won WSOP??!!

Quiet wink. I'm classy.

Dazler

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I win a 60p DYM I'm doing naked cartwheels around the living room screaming for Ivey to be brave enough to take me on heads-up. If Hell Mouth was at my table as I won WSOP??!! Quiet wink. I'm classy.
Posted by bandini

ness4

Phil seriously.... man up and grow a sack! 

Then DOHHHHHHH's suggestion sounds good to me!

Dazler

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Phil seriously.... man up and grow a sack!  Then DOHHHHHHH's suggestion sounds good to me!
Posted by ness4

would be so good for him to lose against a women lol i can imagine he would hate it. You like strip clubs ness4 lol you my kinda gal sure phills sack would shrivil up and die just like his chip stack lol

ness4

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In Response to Re: IF YOU WON THE WORLD SERIES! : would be so good for him to lose against a women lol i can imagine he would hate it. You like strip clubs ness4 lol you my kinda gal sure phills sack would shrivil up and die just like his chip stack lol
Posted by Dazler

lol well maybe one day he will get beat by a woman, won't be me mind you though lol Haha great shrivelling comparison! and yesh strip clubs ftw! =]

Dazler

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In Response to Re: IF YOU WON THE WORLD SERIES! : lol well maybe one day he will get beat by a woman, won't be me mind you though lol Haha great shrivelling comparison! and yesh strip clubs ftw! =]
Posted by ness4

Im routin for you to get there now and win it ! keep playin those vegas qualifiers and maybe at the end you can do a strip... of your wall paper in your new mansion