So, after last week's transfer debacle in which I was bandied about like a cheap...well, I'll let you fill in your own word there, I've decided to hit back with player power.
Clearly, it was an illegal swoop from Team Tikay without my consent. Also, according to the rules as set out by Tikay- I should have received a transfer fee. Did I? Did I ****....
So, in revenge, I've been in touch with the Sky suits today and asked them to pop me back into Team DP.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Kendall!
I believe this will deliver a hammer-blow to morale in Tikay's camp (snigger, I just said 'Tikay's camp') as the first leg I played in TKO 3 for Team DP I came 4th and Team DP won.
And last week, playing for the other team- Team Tikay won. Spot the connection?
Yes, yes - so I didn't actually cash last week and finished 1532nd but that's not important is it?
So, DP'ers- I have returned to your fold and present myself humbly (well, sort of humbly) at your service and declare myself ready to take on the nursing home residents once more!
Game on!
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only a few can pull it off.
Do us PROUD RICH .
Welcome back Mr Bacon!. I didn't actually realise you had been away from the team TBH.......just thought you were taking some time off to look for your car.....
Anyway........lets get this job finished tommarow with the best team taking this leg and the series.....which obv is without doubt.......THE
GRRRRRRRREEEEEEN ARRRRRRRMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!
We will need to strip you naked in the back garden and hose you down before we can let you back in team DP.
Good riddance. Who needs prima donna Presenters?
He'll buy that, trust me.
How's the knee today?
BEST OF LUCK DOUGALDONKPLOPPERS COS UR GONNA NEED IT TONIGHT WHEN YOU LOSE, WE WIN AND MAKE IT 2-2 AND YOU ALL STROLL INTO SHATTERED DREAMS PARKWAY!!!
that sais, he was a crack smoking, wine fueled ranting old parish priest, so...
...welcome back ricky, i s'pose!
hither to, and down to business though:
c'mon lads
lets finish this tonight, eh?
Rally the troops DP for the rousing victory we will have tonight
GREEEEEEEENNNN AAAAARRRRRMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY
I'm marching towards the sound of gunfire as we speak!
Good luck all Dp'ers!!