The Unofficial Sky Poker top 100 Tips

-TARAS-

28.    Toilet business should be confined to the toilet area

-TARAS-

    29. Take appropriate care when taking laptop to toilet area

Sky_Rich

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Tip 26. Never Ever eat a Sky Poker stress-ball.
Posted by emilyegg

Ha - Fantastic!


30. Never read posts from Emilyegg while eating cereal at your desk (blowing milk all over your laptop isn't as fun as it sounds)

Sky_Rich

Another great thread Ms chips - You're on forum fire!

acebarry10

31, Never play when you are tired

dantb10

32. Dont eat yellow snow.

Mr_Miyagi

33. double check your AA is not actually A4 by taking off your sunglasses before you click all-in.

J-Hartigan

34. Remember that any awful play can be justified by using one or both of the following phrases: "implied odds;" "fold equity"

loza666

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33. double check your AA is not actually A4 by taking off your sunglasses before you click all-in.
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

ive done this! no sunglasses, but just my bad eyesight

GaryQQQ

35. For each hour you spending playing poker spend just 10 minutes studying a good poker book and/or reviewing recent key hands. I guarantee you will be a better player for it.

YoungUn

36. Never say "LOL Donkaments" infront of Barry Greenstein.

OMahonyO

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36. Never say "LOL Donkaments" infront of Barry Greenstein.
Posted by YoungUn

where on earth have you been????

YoungUn

Lol, remember I made a thread a while back about how I don't think i'm playing well enough online and was considering "quitting"? Well I just decided to stop playing online poker basically, and i'm considering a return haha.

EDIT - Here's the link, sorry for it being super long lol https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?action=show_static&page=poker_community_forums&plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3a57795ac2-1793-4377-b4cf-e124b0f555f4Forum%3a4d9a9553-5b1d-4a3e-955f-7f4a38b4e72eDiscussion%3ad99f8f61-bdb1-4c3e-9298-267d9103ba66

Dudeskin8

37. Determination

bigbiker22

38. When playing high stakes cash tables dont forget

 to wear bicycle clips.


Edit ..... forgot to number it.

scrumdown

39 never give free cards make them pay for there draws

Tikay10

40). Don't believe everything you see. If it looks unlikely, it probably is.

Machka

41. It's not fixed and never has been fixed(*)

*certain ultimate betting sites excluded

Wilhelm

42.  Consult the book of Proverbs 13:11. 

“Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.”

Even God knows not to bluff at 2p/4p...

Machka

43. Set realistic targets on what you want to achieve.  (e.g. setting up a top 100 thread when the posters run out of steam before the top 50 is done)

mazio

     think H2O be fluid

oynutter

44--don't try to bluff a flopwit donkey!

monkey123

45

Improve your game by using the forum for help !!!!! (also listen to TK)

Mr_Miyagi

46 - Fold AQ always. Even from the big blind with only limpers allowing you the option of a free look at the flop. 

Machka

47. Dairylea Dunkers