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CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE RHYME!

DazlerDazler
edited May 2010 in Poker Chat

IM IN THE BIG BLIND
HOPE I CATCH AND NOT GO BEHIND

THE FLOP COMES
I DO THE SUMS

SHOULD I BET OR SHOULD I CALL
HAS THE PLAYER A HAND AT ALL

I BET THE POT
IM GONNA TAKE THIS GUY FOR THE LOT

HE CALLS AND IVE GOT HIM BY THE BALLS

THE TURN TURNS AND I DONT HAVE ANY CONCERNS

SO I CHECK AND ENDUSE A BET
I KNOW IVE GOT A GREAT SET
AND THIS GUY IS NO THREAT

THE RIVER COMES AND WERE ALL IN MY CHUMS
THIS IS THE END OF ALL THOSE BAD RUNS

THE OUTCOME IS CERTAIN
ITS DEF HIS FINAL CURTAIN

HES GOT ST8 OH MY GOD ITS TOO LATE

ITS JUST FATE THAT I LOST THIS ONE M8
UNTIL THE NEXT TIME GG WHAT A SHAME

THAT SKY POKERS TO BLAME!
BUT HEY ITS ONLY A GAME AND I MAY HAVE ALSO BEEN TO BLAME!

if you have any little poker rymes like this one post um right here or ill twist your ear my dear :)

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  • WilhelmWilhelm
    edited May 2010
    A dire couple of months have I spent on
    Sky; welcome, then, have most unfamiliar
    Prosperous circumstances been to my
    Bossom.  Heads up sit and gos be my new
    Found niche; but blast the damned connection that
    Doth cut me short.  Fare t'well, thou conjourers
    Of posit'n raisers and burg'ndy blazers,
    And the rest is silence, it seems.
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE RHYME!:
    A dire couple of months have I spent on Sky; welcome, then, have most unfamiliar Prosperous circumstances been to my Bossom.  Heads up sit and gos be my new Found niche; but blast the damned connection that Doth cut me short.  Fare t'well, thou conjourers Of posit'n raisers and burg'ndy blazers, And the rest is silence, it seems.
    Posted by Wilhelm
    i do love your posts the most and i raise a toast to Wilhelm :)
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited May 2010

    THERE WAS AN OLD MAN NAMED TONY
    AND EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS LONELY
    BUT LOW AND BEHOLD ON THE TELLY I WAS TOLD
    WAS A YOUNG MAN NAMED RICH WHO WAS BONEY

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited May 2010

    TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND
    GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND

    BAD BEATS WILL COME, AND BAD BEATS WILL GO
    THERES NO NEED TO SHOUT, JUST PLEASE LET IT GO

    YOU HIT TRIPS ON THE FLOP OR A FLUSH ON TURN
    YOUR CALLED TO THE RIVER, YOU CRASH AND YOU BURN

    SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND
    GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND

    YOU RAISE IT UP PRE, AND POT BET THE FLOP
    BUT STILL YOU ARE CALLED AND THEN LOSE THE LOT

    YOUR NOW HIGHEST STACK WITH FIVE MORE TO GO
    UNTIL POCKET ACES DEAL YOU A BLOW

    SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND
    GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND

    YOUR NOW ON THE BUBBLE OR SHORT ON THE BLINDS
    SO YOUR MAKING A MOVE, ITS SHOVE ALL-IN TIME

    YOUR SHOWING YOUR KINGS, HE SHOWING YOU NOW'T
    BUT HE'S HITTING A STRAIGHT AND TAKING YOU OUT

    SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND
    GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND

    A LONG WINNING STREAK, YOUR HITTING AT LAST
    HOW SOON YOU FORGET, THE BAD BEATS OF PAST

    GOOD LUCK OR BAD LUCK, BLUFFING OR SKILL
    ITS A WONDERFUL GAME, I THINK IT IS BRILL

    SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND
    GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND




     

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  • DazlerDazler
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE RHYME!:
    TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND BAD BEATS WILL COME, AND BAD BEATS WILL GO THERES NO NEED TO SHOUT, JUST PLEASE LET IT GO YOU HIT TRIPS ON THE FLOP OR A FLUSH ON TURN YOUR CALLED TO THE RIVER, YOU CRASH AND YOU BURN SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND YOU RAISE IT UP PRE, AND POT BET THE FLOP BUT STILL YOU ARE CALLED AND THEN LOSE THE LOT YOUR NOW HIGHEST STACK WITH FIVE MORE TO GO UNTIL POCKET ACES DEAL YOU A BLOW SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND YOUR NOW ON THE BUBBLE OR SHORT ON THE BLINDS SO YOUR MAKING A MOVE, ITS SHOVE ALL-IN TIME YOUR SHOWING YOUR KINGS, HE SHOWING YOU NOW'T BUT HE'S HITTING A STRAIGHT AND TAKING YOU OUT SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND A LONG WINNING STREAK, YOUR HITTING AT LAST HOW SOON YOU FORGET, THE BAD BEATS OF PAST GOOD LUCK OR BAD LUCK, BLUFFING OR SKILL ITS A WONDERFUL GAME, I THINK IT IS BRILL SO TO ALL POKER PLAYERS ACROSS THE LAND GOOD ONES OR BAD ONES, WE DO UNDERSTAND  
    Posted by POKERTREV


    GREAT ONE TREV :) I hope you wrote that and not cut and paste or ill come round yer ouse and tie up yer shoe lace:)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE RHYME!:
    In Response to Re: CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE RHYME! : GREAT ONE TREV :) I hope you wrote that and not cut and paste or ill come round yer ouse and tie up yer shoe lace:)
    Posted by Dazler
    Well Mr. Dazler.

    It took me just over an hour to write this little number and no copy and pasting involved, so my shoe laces are as safe as my house.

    If only I could put as much effort into my poker game, i'd be on a winner eh!
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE RHYME!:
    In Response to Re: CANT DO THE TIME DONT DO THE RHYME! : Well Mr. Dazler. It took me just over an hour to write this little number and no copy and pasting involved, so my shoe laces are as safe as my house. If only I could put as much effort into my poker game, i'd be on a winner eh!
    Posted by POKERTREV
    your not wrong there lol i am very impressed with your rhyming skills Mr POKERTREV the man who rhyms best @) we shall see if anyone else can do better now that you put them to test with your white shirt and vest.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited May 2010


          THERE WAS TWO YOUNG MEN FROM SKY POKER
    WHO BOTH THOUGHT THEY WERE A BIT OF A JOKER
    THEIR NAMES WERE BRYAN AND BRYAN
    AND THEY GOT THE FORUM A CRYING
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  • Sky_ElfSky_Elf
    edited May 2010
    What about a few of the rhymes/limericks i left on the forum over x-mas?  here's one...


    "On our busiest day of the year

    I'll have one final chance to appear

    In the forum i'll be

    But you'll have to find me

    Then to Santa's Sack Yule be near!"



    Do i win a prize?
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  • -TARAS--TARAS-
    edited May 2010
    Bad beatz bad beatz all around me
    I'm sorry guys i know how you feel
    but be fair guys you signed up for poker
    which means you gotta deal with the deal
        
    So be strong guys coz you love this game
    and you know we've experienced the same
    so when your're down just have a quick brew
    coz if you leave you'll miss TK and crew
     
    So goodnight all at Sky Poker
    gotta go and it causes me sorrow
    but be assured i'll be back again
    coz i gotta lose somemore tomorrow

         Soz forgot to post this last nite
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