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Top tips
There are are a lot of tips you can give people real, funny or ironic!
1. Never eat yellow snow!
2. If you run out of milk go to the shop and buy some more!
3. Nick Clegg If you want to kill of Liberal party collude with the Torys and lose most of your supporters!
4. Collectors instead of buying something new and keeping it for years buy something old!
5. Men tell your missus that you fancy her mother to keep her on her toes!
6. If you dont like football support Bolton to prove it! LOL
7. If you dont want to get wet when its raining stay in doors!
8. If you have a bad beat post it on the forum and pretend people care!
9. Lady direct attention away from your big booty by wearing low cut tops!
10.Ugly men earn lots of money so women will fancy you for your personality!
1. Never eat yellow snow!
2. If you run out of milk go to the shop and buy some more!
3. Nick Clegg If you want to kill of Liberal party collude with the Torys and lose most of your supporters!
4. Collectors instead of buying something new and keeping it for years buy something old!
5. Men tell your missus that you fancy her mother to keep her on her toes!
6. If you dont like football support Bolton to prove it! LOL
7. If you dont want to get wet when its raining stay in doors!
8. If you have a bad beat post it on the forum and pretend people care!
9. Lady direct attention away from your big booty by wearing low cut tops!
10.Ugly men earn lots of money so women will fancy you for your personality!
Comments
Washing up liqiud mixed with sugar will get owt off your hands including oil.
Wear some dirt cheap swimming goggles while chopping onions.