Friday Night Open 31/07/09 Caption Comp

Sky_Harry

Jason " You may have the script for DP mate, but you certainly haven't got his hair!"

Sky_Harry

Hi guys

Dp and Jason are presenting the show tonight, so we thought we'd stich Jason up with a caption competition. Have a look at the photo below and see what comical captions you can come up with. Dp and Jason will then pick out their favourite captions and hand out some free poker books.

We will also be giving away books for the best e-mails and forum posts that get read out on tonights show. So get your messaging fingers at the ready and help us to fill the show with your thoughts, facts and questions.

Harry

dowzer

Oh God, he is boring me to tears - if only my finger was a real gun!

diablo_pez

Jason: "So my name's Jase, i'm 44 and into poker and witty banter"

Skinhead's thinkin: "Oh God how long till the bell, this sky poker speed dating isn't quite what i was hoping for...."

scotty77

Two men having SLOTS of fun....

mike1975

"Go on Jason, plant a big wet one on me, just there"

unknown_username

blimey these chelsea fans dream ,,champions lge winners lol lol lol

DTWBANDIT

     jason : did you catch the TV slot on sky with the phone ins

other guy : yes m8 very funny

    jason   : well come on then I'M WAITING give me your impersonation of BagPuss you know you REALLY REALLY want to




    if i am lucky enough to win could you make it a book on reading people on internet as i can't see them


    cheers  have a great show

   michael  alias  DTWBANDIT

budskinner

Jason trys to explain to Gollum that he is not his precious...

unknown_username

Jason ,, "The charity shop said", "This Lilac shirt and Chocolate Jacket would look good on the show tonight"  !!

acebarry10

Do you think if I could push hard enough, I could pick my nose from here?

SoLack

"No I'm not Harry Enfield, have another guess"

unknown_username

ALL WE R MISSING IS OUR HATS THEN WE COULD BE CALLED LAUREL AND HARDY

Grimstar30

"Honestly my son, you just milk cows like this, it's more fun than poker"

Eliniki22

Jason prepares to use his special dual rock technique, in the rock paper scissors championships. Whilst his rival sharpens his 'scissors'

Alchem1st

No seriously Jay we are Sectioning you, its on this piece of paper. No you are not a bus driver....

thundabird

ill press my face as hard as i can whilst you pretend to ply the maracas,,,

Grigg

I wonder what he looks like naked

unknown_username

hmmmmmmm dp kissed me right here!!! wont call his allin again!!!

TORTUS007

Jason is saying "Do I really get you, just for wearing DPs name tag?

-JINKY-

the bald bloke is thinking : my god jase has more chins than a chinese phone book.

Grimstar30

"You are a god Jason we think you are the best analyst on Sky, here is your new contract"

p.s. can you plug my Sky Blog guys

Cheers

Dave

BANDICOOT

 hi guys great show as usual ..

 caption comp -

jason " i've put £300 in the superslot behind me and its 3 to 1 odds on ready to pay out - lend me a tenner and we can split the profit "

cheers john

annie_duke

who won?