UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker

aussie09

It's amazing how many comments are posted about seemingly weird events, such as moving tables, card sequences, being beaten on the river that are put down to skypoker software to explain away their bad luck.

I wonder whether there's a link between those that believe that something odd goes on with Skypoker and the people who believe in Crop Circles,  Further to that, are they also UFO believers?  There are thousands of UFOs every day up until the point that they become IFOs, that is Identified Flying Objects.

Skypoker software is fine.

GaryQQQ

I recommend that those who post such comments seek treatment from homeopathic practitioners, they will undoubtedly end up feeling much better on both a physical and psychological level and enjoy a much higher level of spiritual well-being.

penguin7

Does this mean that if you have seen a UFO, Sky Poker is fixed against you?

unknown_username

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker:

Does this mean that if you have seen a UFO, Sky Poker is fixed against you?
Posted by penguin7

UFO?  I've seen an UTG, an ROI and a fair few BBs does this count?

Machka

U.F.O. - I have seen people type this into the chat box at me.  Can't imagine what it stands for?

aussie09

i have one of the secret skypoker key sequences that will give an invitable result.

it works everytime and consistently gives you a code breaking aspirational mid-table finish in most tornaments.

it is a secret only to be shared with the skypoker software sceptics.

it is call, call, call, fold

unknown_username

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker:

U.F.O. - I have seen people type this into the chat box at me.  Can't imagine what it stands for?
Posted by Machka

Undeniably Fishy Outdraw?

unknown_username

Ahh so what you are saying is that when I lose on the river it's down to ET, Serena and the Predators and when i win a no hope hand on the river its due to my skill and daring as a poker player ?? I knew it ! great I can blame the Aliens when I lose and be smug when i win !! yippee !  

ps does it work for the Lottery as well ?

aussie09

it does...if you chant your name backwards

izabel

take it easy m8 and gl to u.

penguin7

I had so many bad beats today Im bound to be abducted by Martians tomorrow

lozgo

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker:

I had so many bad beats today Im bound to be abducted by Martians tomorrow
Posted by penguin7

sorry m8. no such thing as martians!!

you need to watch out for the klingons!!

Machka

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker:

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker : U ndeniably F ishy O utdraw?
Posted by LML

Phew, not as bad as I'd imagined.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker:

I had so many bad beats today Im bound to be abducted by Martians tomorrow
Posted by penguin7

It's OK Tony.. The Martians are peace loving hippies and the Klingons have chilled out a lot since we stopped making them wear Lycra bodysuits... It's the Welsh you need to watch out for (This mostly means Dylan12) x

lozgo

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker:

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker : It's OK Tony.. The Martians are peace loving hippies and the Klingons have chilled out a lot since we stopped making them wear Lycra bodysuits... It's the Welsh you need to watch out for (This mostly means Dylan12) x
Posted by LML

oy. none of that thank you!!! there's nothing wrong with us welsh that getting rid of the english wouldn't cure!!

Lisa_Marie

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker:

In Response to Re: UFOs, Crop Circles, Luck and Skypoker : oy. none of that thank you!!! there's nothing wrong with us welsh that getting rid of the english wouldn't cure!!
Posted by lozgo

If you got rid of the English there'd be NO WELSH  *sticks tongue out and runs away..FAST*