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The Honey Badger

bandinibandini
edited June 2010 in The Shed
Check out the wee gadgie in my profile photo.

Are you familiar with him?

You should be.

The hardest animal alive. Pac-man's maybe the best pound for pound fighter out? Honey badger would eat him alive.

The honey badger is named such because he'll walk head first into a bee's nest and sit and eat all the honey oblivious to their pesky stings. Pesky bees.

The honey badger will scoff a poisonous snake, collapse with poisoning, and wake up 24hrs later and shrug it off like a mild hangover. Pesky snakes.

The honey badger is feared by lions. Pesky lions.

He roams Africa just looking for a fight. I'd imagine he's trying to find Rooney right now.

You don't believe me? Wikipedia it. Ask TK, he'll know.

Honey badger rocks.
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  • BananaDogBananaDog
    edited June 2010
    In Response to The Honey Badger:
    Check out the wee gadgie in my profile photo. Are you familiar with him? You should be. The hardest animal alive. Pac-man's maybe the best pound for pound fighter out? Honey badger would eat him alive. The honey badger is named such because he'll walk head first into a bee's nest and sit and eat all the honey oblivious to their pesky stings. Pesky bees. The honey badger will scoff a poisonous snake, collapse with poisoning, and wake up 24hrs later and shrug it off like a mild hangover. Pesky snakes. The honey badger is feared by lions. Pesky lions. He roams Africa just looking for a fight. I'd imagine he's trying to find Rooney right now. You don't believe me? Wikipedia it. Ask TK, he'll know. Honey badger rocks.
    Posted by bandini
    hmmmm...slightly random post, but I like it :)
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  • lozgolozgo
    edited June 2010
    ah, but would it take on LML when she's in one of her moods?
    i think not!!
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  • Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: The Honey Badger:
    ah, but would it take on LML when she's in one of her moods? i think not!!
    Posted by lozgo

    I'd give it a go. He doesn't look that 'Ard to me.. His misses on the other hand... ;)
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  • bandinibandini
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: The Honey Badger:
    In Response to Re: The Honey Badger : I'd give it a go. He doesn't look that 'Ard to me.. His misses on the other hand... ;)
    Posted by Lisa_Marie
    Honey badger knows how to treat his woman. Meets her, tells her, throws her down for a 24hr session and splits and expects his off-spring to be sprung when/if he comes back.

    I'm beating my chest and roaring as I type. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

    Where did man go wrong?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    I want one for christmas. I'll call him Bandini out of respect ;)

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2010

    "He gets up, shakes off his hangover, and gets right back on it again!"

    Haha wish I cud do that takes me 24 hours at least to get over a hangover!!!


    Just reading some of the 3 thousand + comments below the videos....some of those people talk the biggest load of cr@ p I've ever heard....this is one of my personal faves...well, of the clean ones...

    "omg. if i was an animal it would suck NOT to be a badger"

    WHY     wud anyone EVER say that?? lolololol

    And I don't get all the chuck Norris references? is he super 'nails' or something?
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: The Honey Badger:
    I want one for christmas. I'll call him Bandini out of respect ;) Honey Badger
    Posted by LML

    Did you watch the last few seconds of that clip? :-O
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  • lozgolozgo
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: The Honey Badger:
    I want one for christmas. I'll call him Bandini out of respect ;) Honey Badger
    Posted by LML
    you might get a few complaints from the neighbours about their missing pets. but hey, what a guard dog (soz guard badger) it would make!!  can you imagine what a burglar would look like after 'Bandini' had finished?!!
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