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You know your a poker addict when...... (feel free to add to this!)
you take your laptop to the loo with you!
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You watch 865 even when Orford isnt on
You get arrested for stealing from the Blind.
You cut out forplay and go all-in
You tap the table instead of asking the waiter for the check
You cover your card when your clocking in for work
...when it gets to midnight and your starving and you realised you 'forgot' to eat!
You stay in the bath until the final bubble has burst.
you put in £1 .
when you realise that the light creeping into your room is actually the sun not the streetlights!!
You go back to the shop and rebuy
Your ring tone is the same as the sky poker alert.
Every song you hear seams to have a bad beat.
Your on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and your "Phone a Friend" is Tikay
Your wife gives you your dinner and you tell her you need more chips.
You are posting on poker forums 2 hours after you 'went to bed'
" That's it, if I see u even on that laptop again in front of me, I want A Divorce and I mean it this time Dave!!!!"
So you only play when she is out at shops, or dinner with mates etc, and you pray you get knocked out or 'force' a win, before she gets back!! You 'Nick' a game in the 5.15 BH after work when all the staff have gone home, but c rap yourself if its still going at 6pm!!! You wince when every pub, restaurant, or shop you go in, with her, someone shouts:-
" Oi Hitman ! Hows the Poker going? "..... and you get the 'LOOK' of Death
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnyWay that's what mi mate the Poker Addict told me to post on this thread!!!!!!!!
Good Luck at the Tables...and if you play him... hurry up, ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!
She puts it down to, 'letting off steam', due to severe work pressure, to keep her in the manor to which she has become accustomed!
i don't understand these middle-class relationships myself,... as i hail from White City.. where the girls are pretty..o..please take me home..!!!!! ..repeat to fade..
think about it!!
You buy your wife a pack of cards as an anniversary present.
At one stage I thought she actually liked them, when she asked me if I wanted to play a game of "52 Card Pickup" But then proceeded to throw them all over the floor.
Your wife asks you to get the lawn mower out of "The Shed" and you and you ask her which one.