Wednesday Night Fun - caption contest featuring Orford & Tikay...

Sky_Chris

As many of you know Wednesday is the day we film The Club, Cash Unlimited and other bits and pieces. We always leave the camera's rolling and at one point we managed to get a still of this...






What on earth is going on here. Commence the captions...

unknown_username

Tikay searches for Club Monkey! After Orford sat on it!

emilyegg

Where is Mr Miyagi with his chopsticks when you really need him?

belsibub

So that's where you hide your bankroll,that will be a challenge!!!!!! 

lozgo

Tikay...look i told you, the sun does NOT shine out of your backside. so will you please pull your jeans back up. see i'll even help you.

emilyegg

Tikay finally works out how to get some sense out of the Orf. "Hello Mr Starfish, how are you?"

Dud_Butini

I hate to say this Rich, but it looks like you've rivered a flush!

Red_King

Looks like back door flush drawers

Small_Dog

tikay - your poker really is pants orford

acebarry10

Hang on, when I work this loose you can let it go, but let me get out the way first.

Red_King

Tikay checks his hole cards

unknown_username

Rich regrets saying he wanted Tikays hand!

IRISHROVER

 TK SAYS

 " blimey rich you have more hair down here then on your head "

 

IRISHROVER

 TK SAYS ,

 " WOW RICH THAT SHOE POLISH GETS EVERYWHERE "

Red_King

Orford - I'm waiting for a big pot

SoLack

"So that's where Norman Pace is!"

BANDICOOT

Tk gets one step closer to finding out whether or not Rich really has the nuts

silver8ack

TIKAY no rich i am not teaching you how to poker

FlutNush

"No Tikay, when I asked whether you wanted to inspect my ring, I meant that I've just come back from Ratner's, and... you know what? That feels quite nice actually... carry on, but just trim your nails a bit..."

MAXALLY

''I promise you the 56p is not hidden down there!'' says Rich to Tk

or

"" attilla said make sure you bring the crack  to Vegas or else!"" says TK

Red_King

Tikay - I'm drawing very thin here Rich, I need to catch something big

Tikay - Rich you're tighter than a tight thing, you need to loosen-up

Tikay - Ohhhhhhhhhhh, he's plopped a monster

Rich - Get IN

RicOrford

"Jeez Tikay, when I said 'Give me a warm hand on my entrance' I meant give me a round of applause as I walked into the studio..."

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Wednesday Night Fun - caption contest featuring Orford & Tikay...:

"Jeez Tikay, when I said 'Give me a warm hand on my entrance' I meant give me a round of applause as I walked into the studio..."
Posted by RicOrford

 Thats a bit to clever to be Richard Orford! I hope he knows you are using his account!

Machka

Tikay demonstrates how Russian Customs roll.

Machka

In Response to Re: Wednesday Night Fun - caption contest featuring Orford & Tikay...:

"Jeez Tikay, when I said 'Give me a warm hand on my entrance' I meant give me a round of applause as I walked into the studio..."
Posted by RicOrford

That's definitely (c) Julian Clary circa 1984.

emilyegg

Sky Pokers very own Rod Hull and Emu perfect their routine.............

35suited

Tikay trying to proove that Rich was just a bad player and had not been chip DUMPing

unknown_username

TIKAY - "Stop being childish Rich....and give me back those Vegas tickets"

unknown_username

Tikay - "Are you sure there's not a microphone up your jacksy Rich.......Cause all I can hear is you talking a load of crapshoots"  

spornybol

told you i hated thongs tk

spornybol

 HONEST I WAS NOT THAT RUDE TO LISA-LONG, NOW PLEASE HURRY THIS WEDGY IS KILLING ME