Saturday Night is Abuse Orford Night

Tikay10

I'm gone 1 week and this is what happens?!?

;-)

Have fun tonight.

Andy

Tikay10

And quite right too - after all the fun he had with Jason & my picture last night, it's time for Orford to get some grief.

Don't let me down - PLEASE.

All Entries will be read out (except the X-Rated ones), & the Winner will get a Book, or something.

Don't forget, click the picture to enlarge it.

Go on - off you go.

Entries to  skyopen@bskyb.com

PILLOWMAN

hi tikay , we all know that you are a true gentleman . however this is one time  , where the word please is really not neccesary.

NoseyBonk

Rich is spannered! lol

"I luuuuv yoooo ... giz a kiss"

mike1975

it's raining men, hallelujah its raining men..

mike1975

Despite DP's resent commitment to Ed, Rich couldn't hold back his feelings any longer.

mike1975

DP says...Come on Rich, just close your eyes and think of tikay...

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: Saturday Night is Abuse Orford Night:

DP says...Come on Rich, just close your eyes and think of tikay...
Posted by mike1975

LOL!  Lips is lips

I didn't even recognise DP! Just thought it was some random bloke Rich was latching on to! :-D

BANDICOOT

Beer goggles at 2am, gis a kiss gorgeous

unknown_username

no need for words picture says it all!!!!

unknown_username

dp says i  feel a right t i t here!!!

mike1975

DP says............I dont mind a goodbye kiss Rich, but the niipple twisting is a little much...

unknown_username

"DP, take me to bed or lose me forever...!"

TiaDalma

after his close encounter with BUDGIRL you wouldn't think rich could make the same mistake again ?

scotty77

Richard and DP say I do as they are about to have their first kiss as a married couple, at the Graceland Wedding Chapel Las Vegas.

mike1975

DP and Rich audition for a part in the next Jurassic park movie... but which one will get the part of the Megasorass?

Tikay10

Richard, fearful that you might assume he kisses all & sundry, asks me to point out that the man he is kissing is DP Firtzgerald.

Which you all knew.

He really is in an obdurate mood today.

We just done a Pre-Record & he was an absolute nightmare, & got all mardy with me. "I'm a Professional TV Presenter, you know". Oooooh!

And he had not heard of Benson, the giant Carp that just died!

-JINKY-

DP is saying rich you really need glasses mate its me , Michelle has left

GREGHOGG

In Response to Re: Saturday Night is Abuse Orford Night:

And he had not heard of Benson, the giant Carp that just died!
Posted by Tikay10

I hadnt heard of this either so for everyone's benefit:

PILLOWMAN

this is the way i looked at tikay , when i asked him for a kiss . you know what he said dp. he said i would rather kiss that dead fish.

unknown_username

IM HAVING A MALE HAIRDRESSER ,ALAN CARR ,AND DALE WINTON MOMENT ALL ROLLED INTO ONE DP,

GIVE US A KISS 

phil12uk

Rich and DP show the real meaning of Play The Presenter!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: Saturday Night is Abuse Orford Night:

Rich and DP show the real meaning of Play The Presenter!
Posted by phil12uk

You sure it's not Predator?

unknown_username

will you be my bounty dp....

annie_duke

IM HAVING A MALE HAIRDRESSER ,ALAN CARR ,AND DALE WINTON MOMENT ALL ROLLED INTO ONE

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it's called a "phil12uk" lol

candi

In Response to Re: Saturday Night is Abuse Orford Night:

I'm gone 1 week and this is what happens?!? ;-) Have fun tonight. Andy
Posted by Sky_Andy

Lol xxxx

RICHORFORD

Not happy.

Not happy at all.

But, if you can't beat 'em , join 'em I say. Here's my caption:


"DP's stack size increases when Rich announces he's going all-in with his hand"


And no, I won't be reading that one out tonight. Old people watch this show you know.  And co-present it for that matter.

Dazler

your poker face just turns me on!

unknown_username

 DP is saying, "Oh come of it Rich"   ,"I cant do Tongues"     "No way man"  !!

Dazler

both richard and DP said there  favorite hand was the Queen of hearts

shuggie5

dp and rich audition for britain`s got talent singing abba`s  "Gimmee gimmee gimmee a man after midnight"
or
rich says "you left your earpiece in let me bite it out for you
or
rich says "Michelle`s gone home so i guess i`m stuck with you