Women Advice

MadHorse

I have terrible fears of getting old and seeing the person i marry gone through old skin and wrinkles,

I would just like to ask the forum if there are any tips in finding a women who holds their features through the test of time?

MadHorse

can i get a mod to move this thread please, I thought i was in The Stud room and browsing the poker longue i found this thread.

Sorry for inconvienance caused.

MH

YOUNG_GUN

lol great post madhorse, im afraid i haven't any tips for you though mate but let me know if you ever get any

NoseyBonk

You may have to go down the inflatable route

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Women Advice:

You may have to go down the inflatable route
Posted by NoseyBonk

They still end up wrinkled, although as in both cases, a quick blow job usually helps.

FlashFlush

botox

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Women Advice:

You may have to go down the inflatable route
Posted by NoseyBonk

bonitta,shes famous on the boothen end

donkeyplop

just get rich/famous then you can just trade in your old models for new ones!

just like mick jagger does

loonytoons

In Response to Women Advice:

I have terrible fears of getting old and seeing the person i marry gone through old skin and wrinkles, I would just like to ask the forum if there are any tips in finding a women who holds their features through the test of time?
Posted by MadHorse

Have to tell ya, just get a new model when the old one starts getting a bit frayed around the edges.

-TARAS-

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In Response to Re: Women Advice : They still end up wrinkled, although as in both cases, a quick blow job usually helps.
Posted by elsadog

Lol, i imagine sticky tape helps although i dont think the mrs will let me put it over her mouth

AIRWALKER

May i refer you to that new Fosters advert that goes on about that blokes missus hopefully turning into a 'Vorderman'

Failing this just get your wife all the top creams and treatments in the guise of 'gifts' and loads of labour saving devices lol.

If all this fails then just get some well old munter in the first place then as she gets older she wont look any different lolol.