Its the way i tell em

acebarry10

A man walks into the vets and says my dogs has gone cross eyed, the vet picks up the dog, look at him and says, im sorry, in going to have to put him down, the man says, what just because hes cross eyed, the vet says, no, because hes too heavy.

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs, the bat tender sez, hey you got a steering wheel stuck between your legs, the man sez, i know, and its driving me nuts.

paige55

A MAN TOURING THE WILD WEST ASKS A NATIVE INDIAN WHAT HIS WIFE ,S NAME IS . FIVE HORSES HE REPLIES, WHAT AN UNUSUAL NAME SAYS THE MAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN, THE INDIAN REPLIES FUXKING NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG

paige55

TOP TIP, IF YOUR CAMPING THIS SUMMER AND THE ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY IN THE NEXT TENT TELLS YOU THAT BECAUSE ITS SO HOT, SHE WILL BE SLEEPING WITH  HER FLAPS OPEN, ITS NOT NECASSARITY AN INVITATION TO CASSUAL SEX .... I APPEAR IN COURT NEXT MONDAY

candi

@, I`m putting my shoes on!``

paige55

NICE ONE CANDI  XXX

BananaDog

In Response to Its the way i tell em:

A man walks into the vets and says my dogs has gone cross eyed, the vet picks up the dog, look at him and says, im sorry, in going to have to put him down, the man says, what just because hes cross eyed, the vet says, no, because hes too heavy. A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs, the bat tender sez, hey you got a steering wheel stuck between your legs, the man sez, i know, and its driving me nuts.
Posted by acebarry10

lol your so funny ) ps, 1st joke my fav!

QDMCGRAW

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."