Never Ending Story.......

unknown_username

Somebody may well have done one of these at some time in the past but it's pretty simple.Some one writes a line or two and the next poster follows on and so on down the line....Anyway, we'll give it a go!



Getting out of bed one morning Tikay yawned, scratched and blinked rapidly as he opened the curtains and saw...................

unknown_username

..... Orfords car parked in his driveway, but no sign of Orford so he..............

unknown_username

GOES TO THE TOILET FOR A DUMP THEN...

unknown_username

As he reaches behind him he realises that the toilet roll has disappeared. "damned Orford" groaned Tikay, he should......

-JINKY-

Buy a box of tissue for his room THE DIRTY WE MAN , SO off he...

unknown_username

went in search of Orford who he found in the kitchen, head first in the fridge muttering "Why is......."

lozgo

"Lisa Marie sat in here?" Oh god thought Tikay....

unknown_username

The thought "Have I remembered to put my undercrackers on" ran through head,  remembering the last time she'd seen his.....

beginluck

...only pair of pants, hanging up on his washing line...

AIRWALKER

       .............You know..the ones with 100% british beef written on the front and coach partys welcome written on the back that he bought on that day trip to..........

BananaDog

but then as he looked out of the window he realised they were infact not his pants hanging on the line but belonged to...

kohan

                   ED GIDDINS WHO JUST HAPPENED TO SPILL A BOTTLE OF

unknown_username

Tomato ketchup into Orfords lap .........

lozgo

after tikay had complimented him on the size of his stiff..

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Never Ending Story.......:

after tikay had complimented him on the size of his stiff..
Posted by lozgo

upper lip, The ketchup was removed by

BananaDog

..... a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
TK said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff........

unknown_username

which was surprising as it was actually Lisa-Marie cunningly disguised as Mr Hartigan in a red and black laced ...