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10 Ways to make "The Shed" More Secure
1. Don't leave the ladders leaning against the wall (Easy access to the garden)
2. Net curtains are a must to stop burglars peeping into the hidden treasures of your shed
3. Solar lights should be switched off before bedtime (Let them use there own torch)
4. Don't use a cheap padlock (Sensors, guard dogs, 240v electric fencing) are a much better deterrent
5. Use Mr Miyagi as a gnome (This can be pretty scary in the dark)
6. Security Lights are a NO NO (The darker your garden is the better)
7. Don't tell your neighbour you are going away for 2 weeks
8. Install a gate that only opens from the outside (This always confuses them)
9. Install your shed with an automatic light, 1 pint of milk, a dozen eggs and a pack of bacon
(They will think they have opened the fridge)
10. Install hazard lights and a sound sensor which repeats (Warning - This Vehicle is reversing)
For full installation instructions, please consult the operators manual in the shed or consult your local shed dealer.
Finally - If you have any of your own tips to make our shed more secure please do not hesitate to post.
2. Net curtains are a must to stop burglars peeping into the hidden treasures of your shed
3. Solar lights should be switched off before bedtime (Let them use there own torch)
4. Don't use a cheap padlock (Sensors, guard dogs, 240v electric fencing) are a much better deterrent
5. Use Mr Miyagi as a gnome (This can be pretty scary in the dark)
6. Security Lights are a NO NO (The darker your garden is the better)
7. Don't tell your neighbour you are going away for 2 weeks
8. Install a gate that only opens from the outside (This always confuses them)
9. Install your shed with an automatic light, 1 pint of milk, a dozen eggs and a pack of bacon
(They will think they have opened the fridge)
10. Install hazard lights and a sound sensor which repeats (Warning - This Vehicle is reversing)
For full installation instructions, please consult the operators manual in the shed or consult your local shed dealer.
Finally - If you have any of your own tips to make our shed more secure please do not hesitate to post.
Comments
you only need one thing to make the shed more secure, get your misses too sleep it ?
Sporny!!! Get to the shed NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
has any1 told u , u look like ben mitchell in your avitar