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Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players
I'm guessing that, like me, you don't actually know many of your fellow Sky Poker players personally? I'd imagine that, also just like me, you can't help getting images in your head of what said players look like? I'll run through a couple of mine that are based on nothing other than avatars/usernames/subliminal insanity.
Dohhhhhh : You seen the South Park World of Warcraft episode? The fat guy that is always winning and never, ever leaves his computer desk? That's how I imagine Dohh but with Tesco Direct bringing a continuous supply of beer and pizzas to him and it's a yellow Simponsesque version of that guy.
Mere Novice : A John Malkovich with long hair looking mad genius type whose calm rational posting is the exact opposite of the absinthe crazed man he really is.
Gregg Hogg : A big fat dark haired guy with asthma.
Emily Egg. Fat, ginger haired, thick glasses and a look of having incestuous parents. (Due to his football allegiances I've almost certainly got that one right).
MaxAlly : An extremely camp Tom Cruise.
RicOrford : Ichi out of the "Ichi the Killer" film, even though I know different.
Sara36DD : Let's not go there.
Bandini : A swarthy handsome poker genius whose eyes sparkle with the joys of life and alcohol. (Wait, that's a mirror, not my imagination).
I've many more and will revisit this thread in the fullness of time.
Do you have any?
Dohhhhhh : You seen the South Park World of Warcraft episode? The fat guy that is always winning and never, ever leaves his computer desk? That's how I imagine Dohh but with Tesco Direct bringing a continuous supply of beer and pizzas to him and it's a yellow Simponsesque version of that guy.
Mere Novice : A John Malkovich with long hair looking mad genius type whose calm rational posting is the exact opposite of the absinthe crazed man he really is.
Gregg Hogg : A big fat dark haired guy with asthma.
Emily Egg. Fat, ginger haired, thick glasses and a look of having incestuous parents. (Due to his football allegiances I've almost certainly got that one right).
MaxAlly : An extremely camp Tom Cruise.
RicOrford : Ichi out of the "Ichi the Killer" film, even though I know different.
Sara36DD : Let's not go there.
Bandini : A swarthy handsome poker genius whose eyes sparkle with the joys of life and alcohol. (Wait, that's a mirror, not my imagination).
I've many more and will revisit this thread in the fullness of time.
Do you have any?
Comments
These are hilarious, i especially like Merenovice with hair... hmmm, he is actually bald...
I can't really do any, because i have met many community members in person, or seen pics on FB, but i will have a think....
P.S i have light brown hair and i don't suffer from Asthma, you were right otherwise, sadly...
hahahaa
sounds good to me--
angie1970--i couldn't possibly say what my pictorial image is of her- grrrr--
slurp--cough--splutter--
oh sorry--more tea vicar--
blah blah blah allways pick on me lol
look ok in a dark room pmsl
LOL!
I think this character has similarities to another forum member, but i wont say who lol
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In Response to Re: Imagined pictorial images of Sky Poker players: Luv it! lol
Irish Rover : The dog out of Roddy Doyle's kids' books. Nearly said woof woof to him in the chatbox one time.
Many more to come once they come to me. Has no-one else got any? It can't just be me.
The_Don90 : 19yo from Aberdeen. Perfectly done hair in the current fashion, dressed in designer clobber and holds an engineering position with an off-shore company.
Bananadog : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtD4mn9CeH4
It's rigged, innit?
I want my maaaammmmmm.