your worst nightmare

MadHorse

have to say that if i EVER look like the male equivlant of HEATHER TROTT i think i'll just give up and commit suicide,

ive thrown up 3 times watching her on eastenders and wen i go out on my run in the morning i tell myself i will never EVER look lik this woman and makes me run like extra hard when i sprint up hills

add yours?

spornybol

In Response to your worst nightmare:

have to say that if i EVER look like the male equivlant of HEATHER TROTT i think i'll just give up and commit suicide, ive thrown up 3 times watching her on eastenders and wen i go out on my run in the morning i tell myself i will never EVER look lik this woman and makes me run like extra hard when i sprint up hills add yours?
Posted by MadHorse

try watchin hearter kiss minty then, i made the mistake off lookin up and caught them at it, dinner never stayed down , and now you can share my nitemares

DOHHHHHHH

Gary Neville

unknown_username

Doing time for a crime i never committed  

oldgit6920

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 I went to the butchers today to buy a joint of lamb for Sunday dinner and was told it was Welsh Lamb.!
Posted by logdon

 
  no wellingtons for our welsh lambs

paige55

TO MADHORSE, GO TO A SONG YOU PROBABLY WOULD NOT SING AT A KARAOKE NIGHT. ON WHITE HORSES, SUNG BY MADHORSE.NIGHTMARE FOR YOU TONIGHT XXX

spornybol

at the moment it`s the misses she looks like the elephant man with her face swollen

paige55

BUT YOU STILL LOVE HER SPORNYBOL

bandini

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Doing time for a crime i never committed  
Posted by Neildown

Doing time for a crime I never commited and having to share a cell with HuFlungDown.

spornybol

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BUT YOU STILL LOVE HER SPORNYBOL
Posted by paige55

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE ? Mmmmmmmm yum-yum

unknown_username

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at the moment it`s the misses she looks like the elephant man with her face swollen
Posted by spornybol

You been knocking her about ?

spornybol

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In Response to Re: your worst nightmare : You been knocking her about ?
Posted by Neildown

you must be kidding, she`s BIGGER than me i`m SH*T scarred off her,

unknown_username

In Response to Re: your worst nightmare:

In Response to Re: your worst nightmare : you must be kidding, she`s BIGGER than me i`m SH*T scarred off her,
Posted by spornybol

Are you small? ..  or is she proper big?


its only right u send donut some pictures.. he loves bbw

spornybol

In Response to Re: your worst nightmare:

In Response to Re: your worst nightmare : Are you small? ..  or is she proper big? its only right u send donut some pictures.. he loves bbw
Posted by Neildown

both although she not obese as such she is big bonedwith broad shoulders

unknown_username

Like Susan Boyle?

spornybol

KINGIn Response to Re: your worst nightmare:

Like Susan Boyle?
Posted by Neildown

but better LOOKING and not the voice  more like gedward with voice

Mr_Miyagi

your mrs sounds brilliant sporny.

How long could I get with her for £4.85?