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BY SHEER FLUKE!

edited September 2010 in The Shed
I was messing around with one of those lazor light pens!....

I fired it through a prisom.....then bounced that of a milk bottle which split the light into two different colours! White and Grey! ....now if you sandwich the white inbetween two railway sleepers...and leave for about a day ....the white turns to red under the pressure!
The black is not difficult...you have to need it quite a while by hand....only females hands though....this after several hours turns black!
Now soak both colours in old sump oil for a week....seperate bowls...for the two new colours! When this is completed ...add a bucket of compost! ....this will activate numbers.....these nubers must be sorted into alphabetical order! Get 52 potatoes....sort them into the suits of a card deck!.....
Now add an iridium coating....and cook at 300c for 1 min! Once this is done....you should have two suits and all automaticly numberd A though to KING...in the four suits! Ya neally there! squash these into a number cruncher, add an algarithm....and a combination divider! 

BINGO ...you have just created ya own RNG..... Now poodle off and fire up ya own poker site! It will work better that sky pokers RNG!

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