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LISA MARIE

FR4NKFR4NK
edited September 2010 in Poker Chat
God lisa is lovely!...
Shes got a lovely manner!
A certain charm about her....
A charming woman!

If i were young, hansom and rich...Id by her an ASTON MARTIN...But no for her to drive....For me to drive! And once a week id park it out side her house so she could clean it for me! Im sure as she is so smashing she wouldnt mind and she could pretend shes the driver! 

Ya super lisa!
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited September 2010
    In Response to LISA MARIE:
    God lisa is lovely!... Shes got a lovely manner! A certain charm about her.... A charming woman! If i were young, hansom and rich...Id by her an ASTON MARTIN...But no for her to drive....For me to drive! And once a week id park it out side her house so she could clean it for me! Im sure as she is so smashing she wouldnt mind and she could pretend shes the driver!  Ya super lisa!
    Posted by FR4NK
    You charmer.
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    You charmer.
    Posted by Machka
    Hope she can take a mild joke ....lol
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  • MadHorseMadHorse
    edited September 2010
    som1 fetch me the sick bucket
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  • MP33MP33
    edited September 2010
    In Response to LISA MARIE:
    God lisa is lovely!... Shes got a lovely manner! A certain charm about her.... A charming woman! If i were young, hansom and rich...Id by her an ASTON MARTIN...But no for her to drive....For me to drive! And once a week id park it out side her house so she could clean it for me! Im sure as she is so smashing she wouldnt mind and she could pretend shes the driver!  Ya super lisa!
    Posted by FR4NK
    I thought you were rich.   Just nip upstairs and knock out a few of your 25 grand chip sets 
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to LISA MARIE : I thought you were rich.   Just nip upstairs and knock out a few of your 25 grand chip sets 
    Posted by MP33
    Or knock you out.................of a game that is.....just becuase you cant afford my work bozo!
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    som1 fetch me the sick bucket
    Posted by MadHorse
    Yeah ,...and hand it to me after that pathetic reply!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2010
    LOL. Are you and Bandini drinking buddies perchance? ;)
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    LOL. Are you and Bandini drinking buddies perchance? ;)
    Posted by LML
    Are "EWE" a woman!
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited September 2010
    Bandini, calling Bandini...

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandiiiiiiiiiini.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : Are "EWE" a woman!
    Posted by FR4NK
    Don't be ridiculous. I am Man called Bruce.

    I always thought that was perfectly clear.

    But thank you for the flattering thread.. Apart from the car cleaning. I don't do car cleaning. 
    Sadly I don't do much much car driving either...

    xLM
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : Don't be ridiculous. I am Man called Bruce. I always thought that was perfectly clear. But thank you for the flattering thread.. Apart from the car cleaning. I don't do car cleaning.  Sadly I don't do much much car driving either... xLM
    Posted by LML
    Thats a relief ...the less women drivers...the safer the roads i guess!.... Apparently ...20% of accidents are caused by drunk drivers .....SO ...80% were sober....Get drunk and have less of a chance of crashing!....lol
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  • bandinibandini
    edited September 2010
    lol

    Finally. The heat is off. My demons are exorcised.

    FR4NK, I owe you pal.
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    lol Finally. The heat is off. My demons are exorcised. FR4NK, I owe you pal.
    Posted by bandini
    Owe me what....i dont remember you being in debt....to me.....and if you are....ill let you off sony jim!
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited September 2010
    lol Frank actually quite a good thread, your winning me over :P
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    lol Frank actually quite a good thread, your winning me over :P
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    Thats the spirit chap....all in good taste ....At 57yrs old ....i can only use what brain i have left!...
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  • MP33MP33
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : Or knock you out.................of a game that is.....just becuase you cant afford my work bozo!
    Posted by FR4NK
    Sorry m8  - Don,t play 30p DYM,s  
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : Sorry m8  - Don,t play 30p DYM,s  
    Posted by MP33
    I do .....but only ive studdied poker softwhare and RNG ...for many yrs! ..... Live on..in your ignorance chap...you will never become a millionare on sky poker ....but sky poker is ...and will be richer on the backs of blokes like you matey!....Its a bit early for xmas but i wish you ....
    Happy reloading.... and a very good new bustout!...
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : Thats the spirit chap....all in good taste ....At 57yrs old ....i can only use what brain i have left!...
    Posted by FR4NK
    57, like the baked beans. Nice.
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : 57, like the baked beans. Nice.
    Posted by Machka
    Funny thing you mention backed beans......im funny about them ...i can eat my own ...i cant eat those that are cooked for me no matter where or how wonderfully they are prepared ....strange eh
    nearly 58 m8....then that joke will be like me ...retired!
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  • MP33MP33
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : I do .....but only ive studdied poker softwhare and RNG ...for many yrs! ..... Live on..in your ignorance chap...you will never become a millionare on sky poker ....but sky poker is ...and will be richer on the backs of blokes like you matey!....Its a bit early for xmas but i wish you .... Happy reloading.... and a very good new bustout!...
    Posted by FR4NK
    I don,t expect to become  a millionaire on any site , let alone Sky. As I only play for a hobbie aand keep to low stakes

    No doubt you will post again on this thread as you seem obsessed with having the last word , and as for being 57 or 58 i suppose its to late to say you should grow up a bit
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  • bandinibandini
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : Owe me what....i dont remember you being in debt....to me.....and if you are....ill let you off sony jim!
    Posted by FR4NK
    You mean that set of chips made from ground down panda's toenails are mine for nothing?!

    You're a star FR4NK ;-)
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : I don,t expect to become  a millionaire on any site , let alone Sky. As I only play for a hobbie aand keep to low stakes No doubt you will post again on this thread as you seem obsessed with having the last word , and as for being 57 or 58 i suppose its to late to say you should grow up a bit
    Posted by MP33
    LISTEN HERE SONY JIM...
    i was playing poker when you were still a little wriggley thing swiming around in you fathers testicles matey!
    SO THEARE!
    AND NEVER FORGET THAT ADULTS ARE JUST GROWN UP CHILDREN...off to bed with no tea!
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : You mean that set of chips made from ground down panda's toenails are mine for nothing?! You're a star FR4NK ;-)
    Posted by bandini
    DISCUSTIPATING THNG TO SAY ..... IM HOLLORIFIED!
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  • FR4NKFR4NK
    edited September 2010
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE:
    In Response to Re: LISA MARIE : I don,t expect to become  a millionaire on any site , let alone Sky. As I only play for a hobbie aand keep to low stakes No doubt you will post again on this thread as you seem obsessed with having the last word , and as for being 57 or 58 i suppose its to late to say you should grow up a bit
    Posted by MP33
    LAST WORD ...Mr happy chappy ...ill let you have it!
    BUT THEN ...ill have to answer you,....so ill have the last word...but ill let you have it!
    BUT then ill have to answer....which give me the last word again....
    BUT then ill answer as its rude not ....which gives me the last word ....
    But then you will answer ...and that means you will have the last word..


    BUT THEN...by that time ill be saying to the wife ...we have a right one here dear...he says i want the last word...but ive given him the last word,,..

    GROW UP THE PAIR OF YOU....her reply will be!

    Geeze...arnt women nagging "BAR STEWARDS"
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