Friday night - married couple!

margatemaf

Picture the scene, Husband has been out with the lads and come home to his wife!!

Wife says to husband " you only ever want sex when you're pi**ed!"

Husband replies with a slight slur " That's not TRUE!, Sometimes I want a kebab!!" ))

unknown_username

Man takes Chinese woman to bed and he asks her for a 69. She gets very annoyed and asks him why can he only think about food at a time like this.

candi

Hehe! You two xx  ; )

paige55

HUBBY AND WIFE OUT DRIVING, NOT TALKING AFTER ROW.PASS A FARM OF MULES  AND PIGS WIFE ASKS SARCASTICALLY, RELATIVES OF YOURS, HUBBY REPLIES, YEP, FLOPPIN IN LAWS.