Best quotes/mottos

beginluck

i'd like to read your favouritest quotes please, u know those little pearls of wisdom that you keep in mind and help you in your day to day life...

i'll start..

"You can't polish a t*rd"

(i've never tried to, but i believe it to be true...it also lends itself to many other situations!)

unknown_username

In God we trust, everyone else pays cash

DOHHHHHHH

Probably my 3 most commonly used are.....

If there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits.

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

If you chuck enough sh!t at the wall, eventually some will stick.

Mr_Miyagi

"It's not what you know, it's who you blow!"


ain't that right Donut?

oldgit6920

 
  be there now in a minute
 

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Best quotes/mottos:

"It's not what you know, it's who you blow!" ain't that right Donut?
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

 Leave me out of your fantasies you strange little man!

TORTUS007

HARD WORK. always pays off in the future.
LAZINESS pays off now.

TORTUS007

If you look like your passport photo-you're too ill to travel.

QDMCGRAW

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

BananaDog

keep your head held high no matter what you step in "from the dog"

'Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.'

lozgo

If at first you don't succeed....cheat!!  
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth!!

unknown_username

One in the eye is better than two up the @ss ( i think )

donkeyplop

save a cow eat a vegetarian.............................

donkeyplop

another one my uncles always used to say was "that bit at the end"

they were refering to what may happen when a man and woman make love!

ie i love that bit at the end......................................

-JINKY-

DEFEAT IS FINE................

 nelson mandela"s coropodist

lozgo

Runners with bad shoes know the agony of defeat.

bandini

"You are too concerned with what was and with what will be. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." - Kung Fu Panda.

QDMCGRAW

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Behind every great Man there is a woman ..... Behind every Great Woman there was a Divorce.?
Posted by logdon

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

candi

"Many people will walk in and out of you life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."

LOL_RAISE

sh*t happens

joe759017

wheres there a will to be read     theres a woman

DOHHHHHHH

Eating is cheating

emilyegg

"I am a tw@t".....G.Neville 2003

spornybol

I`LL BECOME A PRO POKER PLAYER WHEN THE CURRENT ONES RETIRE, BECAUSE I CAN`T BEAT THEM

unknown_username

They cant get you when your dead!

bigbiker22

A bird in the hand.... does it on your wrist.

People who live in glass houses should close the curtains when removing their trousies.