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lol look below, "Welcome bonus, what a joke" - moved
has that disappeared to the "hopefully uncool" Area 51
too? ok heres a joke for u.......
Skybet lol, wait wait i have a funnier one.....THE funniest joke........
ready?............skyvegas
there seems to be a plan ongoing with this forum of ours.
the Area 51 being thought of as a place for only uncool aliens,
but there being invitational tourneys for a select few selfless
brown nosers. i dont know which ones less good really.
But notice, it doesnt say "private" does it.
"invitational" hmmm, ive not had one it 12months and wouldnt
even dream of making such a prestidgious occasion. if i was in
a room with skypoker staff, i wouldnt be paying them any compliment or relating any
biasedness with the foney monarchy here. its fixed and i think they think they
have a valid and quite stressfull excuse, poor them
it would make me
unhappy if i was in, knowing that the conditions were none
negociable. People dont like me that should and because
its biasedness what these less than ideal people seem to be
looking to be on the correct fun side of....i hate biasedness,
monkeys like skybet seem to try and acredit evolution to
be true. but all i will say is that a bad monkey can be saved,
a biased monkey will maybe not see and tell rubbish jokes
and earn a badge as bad as the bad anyway.
does my hate sound far fetched? i'll show u my account from
the last 6 months and im sure u will agree that u would be
moaning as much.
Much love skybet, evolution didnt happen.....dont believe them
believe in me instead xx
too? ok heres a joke for u.......
Skybet lol, wait wait i have a funnier one.....THE funniest joke........
ready?............skyvegas
there seems to be a plan ongoing with this forum of ours.
the Area 51 being thought of as a place for only uncool aliens,
but there being invitational tourneys for a select few selfless
brown nosers. i dont know which ones less good really.
But notice, it doesnt say "private" does it.
"invitational" hmmm, ive not had one it 12months and wouldnt
even dream of making such a prestidgious occasion. if i was in
a room with skypoker staff, i wouldnt be paying them any compliment or relating any
biasedness with the foney monarchy here. its fixed and i think they think they
have a valid and quite stressfull excuse, poor them
it would make meunhappy if i was in, knowing that the conditions were none
negociable. People dont like me that should and because
its biasedness what these less than ideal people seem to be
looking to be on the correct fun side of....i hate biasedness,
monkeys like skybet seem to try and acredit evolution to
be true. but all i will say is that a bad monkey can be saved,
a biased monkey will maybe not see and tell rubbish jokes
and earn a badge as bad as the bad anyway.
does my hate sound far fetched? i'll show u my account from
the last 6 months and im sure u will agree that u would be
moaning as much.
Much love skybet, evolution didnt happen.....dont believe them
believe in me instead xx
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me cross the whole way through because i think u pick losing cards
for me anyway. 2 hours sat playing remembering bad beats and
the impossible happening, i think you have been trying to teach
a lesson havent u??
well as it wont have been a helpful one to anyone, im glad that
a little birdie tells me u have learnt one back and had wished u
hadnt ever got a bad rep for fixing things anyway.
Skybet owners and staff (maybe)
Rat: hmmm, its not as busy shall we turn the percentages up?
Monkey: no, then they'll be a lot cashed out because skyvegas has been so rubbish
Rat: well whoevers hooked, leave them spinning......
Monkey: .....and then give to the new blood that comes in to gain members
Rat: the poker?
Monkey: whoever doesnt post bad shall get uncredible luck if need be vs "one of them"
Rat: yeh that story u told me convinced me.
Monkey: we'll enjoy them losing then, they deserve bad luck
Rat: hahahahahahaha and nobody will find out as we are regulated by Alderney who arent
in EU or UK juristriction
Monkey: We do like to set the rules
Rat: all in a days work