Favourite poker quote?

bandini · October 2010

Here's mine;

It's hard work, gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money and leave you out the back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter.
Stu Unger

Never a truer word said. As much as we're all friends on here (forum ways): I want your money as much as you want mine. And I'm going to tell you, just as you're going to tell me, continuous lies to get it. That's the nature of the beast. That's the way the game works. It's somewhat cruel really. But fun also :-)

Anyway, some more poker quotes please.

unknown_username · October 2010

If there was no such thing as luck, id never lose...
Phil Hellmuth

Quietman · October 2010

"he's come here, he's got no money invested, his mam's dropped him off.. of course he's gonna throw chips around"

dave 'devilfish' ulliott talking about andrew feldman on late night poker earlier this week

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/f...er/4od#3126550