Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker!

elchorizo

It wasn't easy, I had to fold a royal flush. :-).

Here it is guys, a simple thread for poker jokes. I thought I would start this one up as everyone can always do with a laugh and because there doesn't seem to be that many poker jokes around. I hope you will all join in.

Here is the only other one that I know.

What's the difference between a large pizza and professional poker player?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Have fun everybody.

thesaint07

I went to one of those celebrity poker tournaments last night, it was quite surreal...

Peter Andre lost out on a big pair.

Randy Jackson was sad to lose on Jacks n 5.

Stevie Wonder forgot he was the big blind.

Steven Gerrard was waiting for a flush, but was then let off with a dodgy suit.

Ray Mears made a killing on the river,

after Hugh Hefner went all in pre-flop.

Kerry Katona gave all her money to the dealer.

Prince Charles got the wrong queen.

And finally Jeremy Beadle had a rubbish hand all night.

thesaint07

After my divorce, I realised that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss

thesaint07

.A man walks into a pub and in the corner are three men and a dog playing poker.

The guy says, "****ing hell, he must be a clever dog!"

The barman replies, "No, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."

thesaint07

I played poker last night with an Origami expert.

Waste of time, he kept folding.

waynec

This thread is a one man show... mind you one needs a GSH to be a Saints fan lol

thesaint07

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This thread is a one man show... mind you one needs a GSH to be a Saints fan lol
Posted by waynecure

nothing wrong with southampton football club pal,best club in the country by a mile.

lucky77777

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In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker! : nothing wrong with southampton football club pal,best club in the country by a mile.
Posted by thesaint07

no by a country mile

FlashFlush

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In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker! : nothing wrong with southampton football club pal,best club in the country by a mile.
Posted by thesaint07

Good at fighting in the pubs

lucky77777

no need to fight we will out sing em who are ya who are ya who are ya

oynutter

 I nearly got myself into a sticky situation at the table, a very nice lady was all in, she said she had a nice big pair and would show me if I folded, I left the table because I had 2-J off

YOUNG_GUN

In Response to Re: Last night I lost my wife in a game of poker!:

 I nearly got myself into a sticky situation at the table, a very nice lady was all in, she said she had a nice big pair and would show me if I folded, I left the table because I had 2-J off
Posted by oynutter

lol so much win