Tonight's PTP joy!

unknown_username

Evening all.. or.. well, early afternoon if you're running on the same body clock as me right now!

This evening I'm playing in the 8pm main event.. hoping I won't have to rebuy too much, and hoping I don't bump into my fellow TSP player Mr Glitterbabe on the tables too early on!

It's a good looking field.. although I see Tikay is also playing

After the many wondrous joys of the OPEN I'll be around for some cash wrangling and a few SnGs till midnight!

Whilst in a cab on my way home from the studio last night with a Driver that insisted on talking to himself and narrating the whole journey.. The radio was playing Stings 'message in a bottle' and I swear I used to think it was 'massage in a brothel'..

So Just for fun.. and for the grand prize of a Tourney entry.. What song lyrics would you have put money on being they way you heard it.. but later (possibly in Smash hits or with the advent of Google) found out was something entirely different!

A few more examples are:

Johnny Nash ‘I Can See Clearly Now’ (I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone)

Elton John ‘Tiny Dancer’ (hold me closer Tony Danza)

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Machka

sky_mod at the ready...

spornybol

i got roped into a karioki by my bro`s mother inlaw ( i can`t sing ) but i was right said fred - i`m too sexy for my shirt, and ended up singing it with my shirt off, what was worse i had a few and at the time one heck off a beer gut so i changed one off the lyrics too i`m too sexy for a sumo ring, the amount off beer flying out off mouths with laughter after hearing this was priceless

joe759017

stand on my liver      adam ant   

Batkin88

i just spent about ten mins trying to think of something funny to say but couldnt

good luck tonight hope to see you on a table later

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Tonight's PTP joy!:

Hi LML I might be about for some sngs later maybe... Anyway to answer your question. Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams real words are i got my first real six string what you may hear i got my first real sex dream
Posted by GREGHOGG

LOL you mean those really ARE NOT the actual words..??!!

Learn something new every day.. Will come find you from 10ish then x

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Tonight's PTP joy!:

sky_mod at the ready...
Posted by Machka

No faith Machka!! Report to Father Vaigret immediately

QuadKings

Eminem Real Lyric : Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside

Misheard Lyric : Two trailer park girls brownie outside brownie outside.

Kid Cudie Lyric : Day N Nite

Misheard Lyric : Gay N White

Bee Gees : More Than A Women

Misheard Lyric : Bald Headed Women

a few for now hope there good?

QuadKings

I seen a few good ones on the wright stuff not so long ago lol

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Tonight's PTP joy!:

i just spent about ten mins trying to think of something funny to say but couldnt good luck tonight hope to see you on a table later
Posted by Batkin88

LOL!! Good luck yourself Missy! x

acebarry10

Oooo, if only I can get to play with LM

Mr_Miyagi

REM losing my religion

real lyrics
That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight

what I thought I heard
lets pee in the corner, lets pee in the spotlight

GREGHOGG

Sister Sledge, we are family

Real Lyric = just let me state for the record, were giving love in a family dose.

Or, can be heard as, "Just let me staple the vicar" "We're giving love in a femidom"

TommyD

I loved that old Whitney Houston track 'I'm Shaving Off My (rhymes with Buff) For You'

I also remember Whams breakfast tip 'Wake me up before your Coacoa'

unknown_username

These are all great!!

CLASSICS!!

Rubes375

 'Like A Virgin' - "Touched for the 33rd time."

unknown_username

Thanks for all the entries!! bought back a few memories too!

And the winner is.. Quadkings with the Bee Gees Bald Headed Women!! It just tickled me

Will PM you details of tourney entry! Keep an eye out!