Cold

aussie09

I knew that I was ill.  It started with a cold.  The A&E doctor told me solemnly that I have Acute Hypochondria but since then I just know that it has got even worse and there's no end in sight.  I fear that I must have Chronic Hypochondria instead.
 

unknown_username

Acute Hypochondria is a nice thing to have ....... think how bad you'd feel if it was a plain one or even an ugly one.

Did the doctor have a twinkle in his eye when he diagnosed you ...... you might be in there.

spornybol

In Response to Re: Cold:

Acute Hypochondria is a nice thing to have ....... think how bad you'd feel if it was a plain one or even an ugly one. Did the doctor have a twinkle in his eye when he diagnosed you ...... you might be in there.
Posted by elsadog

they might have had a twinkle in his/her eye when he/she cupped aussies privates and asked him to cough ?

donkeyplop

My doctor said to my girlfirend she had acute angina! She misheard him and slapped him!

aussie09

my cold is slightly better today.  thanks.

lozgo

Man flu ftw!!