Breaking news on the yellow ticker on S S News........

DOHHHHHHH

"Paul the Octopus dies"

Dear dear dear.

emilyegg

slots in brilliantly on the ticker alongside the news that Spurs have agreed a pre-contract deal for a centre half......

RIP Paul.

emilyegg

he only retired in July as well......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus

BADBOY985

IN the express today theres someone claiming that paul died 3 days before the world cup  final and an imposter was substituted to keep the punters coming thrugh the aqueruim and now the numbers have dropped theve said hes just died to get people in to sign a book of condolence.

GREAT CONSPIRICY THEORYS OF THE LAST 100 YEARS

5. ELVIS IS ALIVE

4. JFK ASSASIGNATION

3. PRINCESS DI looses no claims bonus

2. ROTHWELL

1. PAUL THE OCTOPUS

widdyd712

he was,nt that clever or he could have predicted it

MYSHARKY

no he saw that liverpool won and  died of a heart attack

STEVEMAX

Great,get the pan out.

Calamari anyone???