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What a joke this is!

edited November 2010 in Area 51
Look at how these idiots play and how they get so lucky... OMG!!

Took my money back 2 hands after mind you with trip 4's. But omg :/
PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
Razbo Small blind   £0.02 £0.02 £3.35
l
Big blind   £0.04 £0.06 £1.58
  Your hole cards
  • Q
  • Q
     
c
Fold        
m
Fold        
s
Fold        
g
Call   £0.04 £0.10 £1.84
Razbo Call   £0.02 £0.12 £3.33
l
Check        
Flop
   
  • 10
  • 6
  • 5
     
Razbo Bet   £0.12 £0.24 £3.21
l
Fold        
g
Raise   £0.24 £0.48 £1.60
Razbo All-in   £3.21 £3.69 £0.00
g
All-in   £1.60 £5.29 £0.00
Razbo Unmatched bet   £1.49 £3.80 £1.49
Razbo Show
  • Q
  • Q
     
g
Show
  • 8
  • 10
     
Turn
   
  • 2
     
River
   
  • 2
     
g
Win Flush to the 10 £3.52   £3.52

Comments

  • edited November 2010
    no kidding i had almost same to that look at this
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    bSmall blind  50.00 50.00 4322.68
    t Big blind  100.00 150.00 685.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • A
         
    JFold     
    ladywinner Raise  300.00 450.00 3950.00
    P All-in  2155.00 2605.00 0.00
    dFold     
    bFold     
    t All-in  685.00 3290.00 0.00
    ladywinner Call  1855.00 5145.00 2095.00
    t Show
    • J
    • J
       
    ladywinner Show
    • A
    • A
       
    P Show
    • A
    • 10
       
    Flop
       
    • 6
    • Q
    • J
         
    Turn
       
    • 4
         
    River
       
    • K
         
    P Win Straight to the Ace 5145.00  5145.00

    joke or what!!!
  • edited November 2010
    The AA hand is a little unlucky, however the NL4 hand, i dont believe you can call a joke. He flops top pair with a flush draw with gap suited connectors, sorry to say it your behind when the money goes it, as a result you got out played.
  • edited November 2010
    nothing you can do there you lose your money, it' just one of those moments. in fact the only thing i can see wrong with this is you not raising preflop, however you would have still lost all your money. So you really shouldn't call them idiots, RAZBO.
  • edited November 2010
    as where on about same table this was my forth hand
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    spornybol Small blind   £0.02 £0.02 £1.60
    b Big blind   £0.04 £0.06 £1.14
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
         
    pacentta Fold        
    chopper67 Fold        
    Steel-No1 Fold        
    spornybol Raise   £0.10 £0.16 £1.50
    b
    All-in   £1.14 £1.30 £0.00
    spornybol Call   £1.06 £2.36 £0.44
    spornybol Show
    • K
    • K
         
    b Show
    • A
    • 6
         
    Flop
       
    • 7
    • 8
    • 4
         
    Turn
       
    • 5
         
    River
       
    • Q
         
    b Win Straight to the 8 £2.19   £2.19
  • edited November 2010
    Guys, we all understand poker can be frustrating at times but, posting hands in the general section of the forum attempting to belittle other peoples play is not a not only unfair to the other players but, also reflects badly upon yourselves.

    if you do want to post hands for people to give their option's on, the poker clinic is the place to do that and i think you will find that they will be gratefully received an you might be surprised by some of the replies you get considering what you think are bad plays.

    if you just want to let off steam then area51 is the place to post them.

    no matter where you post them though, you should be editing the hands so that the other players names are removed.

    this helps keep this forum a nice friendly place.
  • edited November 2010
    sick turn and river at least i walked away with profit in the end
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    spornybol Small blind   £0.02 £0.02 £2.55
    B_ Big blind   £0.04 £0.06 £0.64
      Your hole cards
    • 2
    • 2
         
    Razbo Call   £0.04 £0.10 £2.72
    l Call   £0.04 £0.14 £0.86
    chopper67 Call   £0.04 £0.18 £7.21
    mrtwisted Call   £0.04 £0.22 £4.54
    spornybol Call   £0.02 £0.24 £2.53
    B_ Check        
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 2
    • 6
         
    spornybol Check        
    B_ Bet   £0.12 £0.36 £0.52
    Razbo Fold        
    l
    Call   £0.12 £0.48 £0.74
    chopper67 Call   £0.12 £0.60 £7.09
    mrtwisted Fold        
    spornybol Raise   £0.66 £1.26 £1.87
    B_ All-in   £0.52 £1.78 £0.00
    l All-in   £0.74 £2.52 £0.00
    chopper67 Fold        
    spornybol Call   £0.20 £2.72 £1.67
    spornybol Show
    • 2
    • 2
         
    B_ Show
    • 6
    • 3
         
    l
    Show
    • 8
    • 8
         
    Turn
       
    • 5
         
    River
       
    • 7
         
    l Win Straight to the 8 £2.52   £2.52
  • edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: What a joke this is!:
    Guys, we all understand poker can be frustrating at times but, posting hands in the general section of the forum attempting to belittle other peoples play is not a not only unfair to the other players but, also reflects badly upon yourselves. if you do want to post hands for people to give their option's on, the poker clinic is the place to do that and i think you will find that they will be gratefully received an you might be surprised by some of the replies you get considering what you think is bad plays. if you just want to let off steam then area51 is the place to post them. no matter where you post them though, you should be editing the hands so that the other players names are removed. this helps keep this forum a nice friendly place.
    Posted by mike1975
    thanks for that forgot too edit players names there have done now, i`m sure this will get moved just thought i`d continue with the first post as it` was on same table
  • edited November 2010
    How bout this then. Had pair of Aces from Flop. Fair enough I only bet 10p. But the guy calls with a 10 3 spades. There was no flush draw at that point. So why the hell would you fish with a 10 - 3??? Turn and River gave the fish a flush. Point is... ridiculous rubbish calling with a 10 3 from that point... OMG
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    tb
    Small blind   £0.05 £0.05 £39.58
    r
    Big blind   £0.10 £0.15 £13.70
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • 6
         
    Razbo Call   £0.10 £0.25 £3.15
    g3 Call   £0.10 £0.35 £18.06
    tb
    Call   £0.05 £0.40 £39.53
    r
    Check        
    Flop
       
    • 5
    • 8
    • A
         
    tb
    Check        
    r
    Check        
    Razbo Bet   £0.10 £0.50 £3.05
    g
    Call   £0.10 £0.60 £17.96
    tb
    Fold        
    r
    Call   £0.10 £0.70 £13.60
    Turn
       
    • A
         
    r
    Check        
    Razbo Bet   £0.70 £1.40 £2.35
    g3
    Fold        
    r
    Call   £0.70 £2.10 £12.90
    River
       
    • K
         
    r
    Bet   £1.05 £3.15 £11.85
    Razbo Call   £1.05 £4.20 £1.30
    r
    Show
    • 3
    • 10
         
    Razbo Show
    • A
    • 6
         
    r
    Win Flush to the Ace £3.89   £15.74
  • edited November 2010
    As for the top post, it was dumb re raising cuz there is so many higher kickers. Had an 8 as a kicker. You wouldn't go all in with it. But everyone has there different opinions. As for the 10 3 fishing from there with no draws is a bit ridiculous. Many people will have bad hands sadly that happens, but on here way to often.
  • edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: What a joke this is!:
    As for the top post, it was dumb re raising cuz there is so many higher kickers. Had an 8 as a kicker. You wouldn't go all in with it. But everyone has there different opinions. As for the 10 3 fishing from there with no draws is a bit ridiculous. Many people will have bad hands sadly that happens, but on here way to often.
    Posted by Razbo
    Razbo why wouldnt you. You have 10 8 hearts on 10 high 2 hearts flop. Sorry im all in here everytime. You played the hand terrible. Whats worse is you try to hide it by saying bad beat, Hes actually stastical favortie over you because of the amount of outs.
  • edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: What a joke this is!:
    In Response to Re: What a joke this is! : Razbo why wouldnt you. You have 10 8 hearts on 10 high 2 hearts flop. Sorry im all in here everytime. You played the hand terrible. Whats worse is you try to hide it by saying bad beat, Hes actually stastical favortie over you because of the amount of outs.
    Posted by The_Don90
    Whether you agree with that one or not doesn't matter. You never saw how the guy was playing in the room, even Sporny who was there would definately not agree with the guys play style, who in the end walked away with nothing because of it. He raised with any hands and pretty much went all in with any hands regardless of whether he hit or not. He fished with anything and everything.
    Good play style you don't whine about, bad styles you do.
  • edited November 2010
    Now Razbo if you dont believe me on your QQ hand have a look at this one spot the differance

    Ok so i decide to call i posistion against a loose opponent didnt actually expect other callers i flop top two pair and i put them to the test, When did you do this on the QQ hand? />
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    HOG60 Small blind  £0.02 £0.02 £7.24
    ashleelee Big blind  £0.04 £0.06 £2.20
      Your hole cards
    • 7
    • K
         
    SPARTASC Call  £0.04 £0.10 £5.25
    blondynka7 Raise  £0.20 £0.30 £7.04
    Lola80 Fold     
    The_Don90 Call  £0.20 £0.50 £3.80
    HOG60 Call  £0.18 £0.68 £7.06
    ashleelee Call  £0.16 £0.84 £2.04
    SPARTASC Call  £0.16 £1.00 £5.09
    Flop
       
    • K
    • 7
    • 2
         
    HOG60 Check     
    ashleelee Check     
    SPARTASC Check     
    blondynka7 Check     
    The_Don90 Bet  £1.00 £2.00 £2.80
    HOG60 Fold     
    ashleelee Call  £1.00 £3.00 £1.04
    SPARTASC Fold     
    blondynka7 Fold     
    Turn
       
    • 5
         
    ashleelee All-in  £1.04 £4.04 £0.00
    The_Don90 Call  £1.04 £5.08 £1.76
    ashleelee Show
    • 5
    • K
       
    The_Don90 Show
    • 7
    • K
       
    River
       
    • 5
         
    ashleelee Win Full House, 5s and Kings £4.70  £4.70
  • edited November 2010
    Well in truth you could be right... then again I wouldn't personally call with a K7 off suite to begin with :P. Poker is a learning game, I haven't played all that long but I am a good player just I also have lots to learn. Posting hands can give input and help to develop a persons skills. I appreciate your opinion and take it on board. There is no need for harshness though.
  • edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: What a joke this is!:
    Well in truth you could be right... then again I wouldn't personally call with a K7 off suite to begin with :P. Poker is a learning game, I haven't played all that long but I am a good player just I also have lots to learn. Posting hands can give input and help to develop a persons skills. I appreciate your opinion and take it on board. There is no need for harshness though.
    Posted by Razbo
    i appoligise if anything ive said sounds harsh, K7 offsuit is a loose call again take opponents into consideration.

    Also i never meant to sound harsh just offer sound advice. Im trying to help you improve your game.
  • edited November 2010
    n Response to Re: What a joke this is!:
    In Response to Re: What a joke this is! : Whether you agree with that one or not doesn't matter. You never saw how the guy was playing in the room, even Sporny who was there would definately not agree with the guys play style, who in the end walked away with nothing because of it. He raised with any hands and pretty much went all in with any hands regardless of whether he hit or not. He fished with anything and everything. Good play style you don't whine about, bad styles you do.
    Posted by Razbo
    To be honest mate. You're playing 2p/4p levels. People's calling range is a lot wider. The guy in your first post has ever right to go all in. You may have been ahead this time but the majority of the time you could of had two overcards only, or even worse a smaller pair. With top pair and a flaush draw (and for the fact it's small stakes) then he's 100% correct to do what he did.

    As for the point you've made in the quote above.... aren't these the players you want to play? Wait to you have the goods and they will pay you off everytime....
  • edited November 2010

    Groan.......

    Threads like this make we want to weep.

    Only in poker do players bemoan the fact that their opponents are bad. Honestly, you could not make it up.

    I'd love to help these guys who are complaining, I really would, & I could, but until people understand sample size, & how poker works, I'd be flogging a dead horse.

    I get more PM's, more FB questions, more Posts on "Ask tikay", than anything else, saying "how could he call?". All of which miss the point completely.

    But here's some stuff which may help, though I fancy I'm not going to make much progress.
     
    Sample Size.

    Never take a view on one hand, one session, one evening, one week, or even one month. A fair sample size to judge your luck & ability is tens of thousands of hands, not one hand. This is a fact, not an opinion.

    Quality of Opponent.

    The worse your opponent, the more money you will win over time. The better your opponent, the less you will win. Play poker against Ivey & Co, & they'll skin you alive.  Play poker against worse players, & you'll do OK.

    Focusing on bad plays by others.

    Don't. Just don't. That's it, do not do it. Why would you? It's their money, they can do as they wish. They can call with ANYTHING if they so desire. It's none of my or your business how badly they play, because it is their money.

    Beating the game.

    Beating the game is simple. Here's how to do it.

    a) Play against inferior opposition.

    b) Play technically good poker. Which is very simple to do. Just do the basics correctly, & consistently. Thats all.

    Being beaten by the game.

    Anyone who worries about bad play by opponents will lose money in poker.

    Bad plays by opponents mean those guys win, say, 1 hand in 5 by playing badly. Which means that, over time, we will win 4 hands in 5.
     
    We cannot have our cake & eat it. LET the bad guy play bad, he is your profit. Over time.

    PS - PLEASE don't call our arguably less skilled opponents "idiots". It's rude, it's bad manners, it's not exactly losing with dignity, but most of all, it makes no sense.  Thanks.

    Have a nice day. 
  • edited November 2010
    +1000 to tikays post
    Like me your playing the micro stakes and sometimes I've got my mouth wide open with the play, but you get all types playing here from those trying to play "properly" to those playing for fun.
    You just have to adapt to their play and admit that sometimes you mangle hands aswell (like I do). With your first hand you should have raised to at least 20p with the queens which might/should have seen them fold.

    Also have to learn that the poker gods giveth and they taketh away. Sometimes you'll get lucky, sometimes they do. Nothing is 100% certain whatever your hand. Like the second hand - very very unlucky.
    Make use of the notes facility against that player so you know for next time.

    Good luck
  • edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: What a joke this is!:
    Threads like this make we want to weep. Only in poker do players bemoan the fact that their opponents are bad. Honestly, you could not make it up. I'd love to help these guys who are complaining, I really would, & I could, but until people understand sample size, & how poker works, I'd be flogging a dead horse. I get more PM's, more FB questions, more Posts on "Ask tikay", than anything else, saying "how could he call?". All of which miss the point completely. But here's some stuff which may help, though I fancy I'm not going to make much progress.   Sample Size. Never take a view on one hand, one session, one evening, one week, or even one month. A fair sample size to judge your luck & ability is tens of thousands of hands , not one hand. This is a fact, not an opinion. Quality of Opponent. The worse your opponent, the more money you will win over time. The better your opponent, the less you will win. Play poker against Ivey & Co, & they'll skin you alive.  Play poker against worse players, & you'll do OK. Focusing on bad plays by others. Don't. Just don't. That's it, do not do it. Why would you? It's their money, they can do as they wish. They can call with ANYTHING if they so desire. It's none of my or your business how badly they play, because it is their money. Beating the game. Beating the game is simple. Here's how to do it. a) Play against inferior opposition. b) Play technically good poker. Which is very simple to do . Just do the basics correctly, & consistently. Thats all. Being beaten by the game. Anyone who worries about bad play by opponents will lose money in poker. Bad plays by opponents mean those guys win, say, 1 hand in 5 by playing badly. Which means that, over time, we will win 4 hands in 5.   We cannot have our cake & eat it. LET the bad guy play bad, he is your profit. Over time . PS - PLEASE don't call our arguably less skilled opponents "idiots". It's rude, it's bad manners, it's not exactly losing with dignity, but most of all, it makes no sense.  Thanks. Have a nice day. 
    Posted by Tikay10
    Probably the most poetic 'Man up honey'dry your eyes m8' I've seen, not far away from what my husband would say to my son. But thats what seperates girls like me from great poker technicans.

    Great post for someone who needs it. I shall try to be more subtle.

    Read Loads more books on poker and good luck.
  • edited November 2010

    You claim to be a good player - you aren't.

    You say you are new to the game - this is very clear by the way you play.

    1) The time you have spent in this thread berating other peoples play, would be much better spent trying to look at the mistakes you have made in the above hands.

    2) There are professional players, as well as experienced micro stakes players who post in the poker clinic daily. I advise you post the hands there, asking for help with your play, and you will stop making silly mistakes and have a better understanding of the game in no time.

    You will look back on this post and laugh in a month.

    We've all been there.

    Good Luck
  • edited November 2010
    I only have one word of advice to do with the top hand with QQ.

    'Raise'.

    All jesting aside, limping in with a premium hand in a three way pot which you're destined to play out of position for the entire hand is just asking for trouble.
  • edited November 2010
    my day started with a f house losing to quads at 10am... 6's beaten by 65. 9's bt by 6-10 straight etc. done with this ****. 2 days where you aint i the twighlight zone then the same usual ****
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