TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR

bryan1960

Bryan and i were watchin poker tv this very evening for a piece of light entertainment,when we were met with all this moaning regarding the age old topic of slowrollers.My goodness me,these two normally mild mannered pokerists were venting copious amounts of anger and angst against these ego filled bad boys ,or girls ,as the case may be.Bryan and i were to say the least, took aback by the show,and left wondering indeed if it should have been aired after the watershed.We could visibly see the rebirth of some kind of Kray twins metamorphism developing as they addressed the slowrollers.We imagined up and down the country all the slowrollers themselves gulping slowly,and perhaps realising the error of their ways,thinking they might be the target of some kind of linch squad,set up and organised by the two "changed presenters".In life gentlemen,as well as poker,you meet all sorts of very different people,some good ,some bad,and some ugly,all with very different ideas and ideals than everyone else.The key to getting by in life as well as in poker my friends, is to accept that from time to time,you are going to come across certain individuals that you will not agree with,or see eye to eye with.Good sports,bad sports,good losers(we have not met any of these)bad loosers,do gooders and do badders,hero's and villains.Bryan and i have indeed been "victims" of the slowrolling fraternity on seventeen occasions on line,and only the once whilst playing live.Online we simply said "vnh sir" and carried on playing without any scarring or cause to go on tilt.And as for the live game,we simply smacked him clean between the eyes,he dropped to the ground like a wet lettuce,and that my friends was the end of live poker for us. Good luck at the tables ,till next time,Bryan Oryan and I.

FINS

Are you ok Bryan ??     and, you too i ??

Rubes375

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TRIP5

dear bryan and bryan,next time you both want some light age entertainment may i suggest that bryan tunes into jeremy kyle while bryan tunes into loose women,that way you can cover all aspects of new age light entertainmant while witnessing several very slow rolls.tripdave wishes you luck with your viewing.xx

RICHORFORD

Lol- well, this thread is amusing me...

unknown_username

I have no idea what's going on here but my chuckle button is well and truly tickled.

Tikay10

Breaks the record for the longest paragraph ever, also longest Post without a space.

GREGHOGG

you count the number of times you have been slowrolled?

lolz

17 times?!!

jesusdog22

In Response to Re: TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR:

Lol- well, this thread is amusing me...
Posted by RICHORFORD

surley it should be MR HARTIGAN AND ME HARRIS, or james and trevor but not a mixture of the 2.....no respect

DAVEYZZ

a guy called me some rather unsavoury names on betfred poker because my 10/j off beat his aces...........he then went all in on my bb,but unfortunatly i had aa so i waited until the last second and called he had aj and lost.........he then offered me his phone number so he could get my address and come round and kill me.........

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR:

a guy called me some rather unsavoury names on betfred poker because my 10/j off beat his aces...........he then went all in on my bb,but unfortunatly i had aa so i waited until the last second and called he had aj and lost.........he then offered me his phone number so he could get my address and come round and kill me.........
Posted by DAVEYZZ

I assume you declined? Getting beaten to death by a keyboard wouldn't be a pleasant experience.

Tikay10

In Response to Re: TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR:

In Response to Re: TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR : I assume you declined? Getting beaten to death by a keyboard wouldn't be a pleasant experience.
Posted by NoseyBonk

He's not the type.

Root_Kunal

In Response to Re: TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR:

a guy called me some rather unsavoury names on betfred poker because my 10/j off beat his aces...........he then went all in on my bb,but unfortunatly i had aa so i waited until the last second and called he had aj and lost.........he then offered me his phone number so he could get my address and come round and kill me.........
Posted by DAVEYZZ

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat LOL

bryan1960

In Response to Re: TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR:

In Response to Re: TO MR HARTIGAN AND MR TREVOR : surley it should be MR HARTIGAN AND ME HARRIS, or james and trevor but not a mixture of the 2.....no respect
Posted by jesusdog22

ME HARRIS? NO RESPECT 2 U 2 ,LEARN TO LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE MY LITTLE FRIEND.MUCHLOVE.

bryan1960

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Breaks the record for the longest paragraph ever, also longest Post without a space.
Posted by Tikay10

Dear teacake,its time you yourself broke a record,and won something on here.Muchlove.

heapey0015

i agree with lml