help! i need help

spornybol

my sis-inlaw is away with her hubby till thurs as there anniversary, so this muppet said i`ll have kids ? opppppps wat have i done she has 5 kids a 3yr old nephew and twins girls and teenage son an daughter so not only that i`v got 2 daughters so that`s 7 kids ? you`d think but no there friends come round, i`m going nuts and this is only second day, so at this rate i`m going too end up a cross between donut64 and dohhhhh, that`s an alcaholic that`s needing theripy , i can`t even play poker yet was lucky to get laptop now? so any advice apart from shoot myself as i`v already shot myself in the foot by taking this on will be gratefully received

DOHHHHHHH

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my sis-inlaw is away with her hubby till thurs as there anniversary, so this muppet said i`ll have kids ? opppppps wat have i done she has 5 kids a 3yr old nephew and twins girls and teenage son an daughter so not only that i`v got 2 daughters so that`s 7 kids ? you`d think but no there friends come round, i`m going nuts and this is only second day, so at this rate i`m going too end up a cross between donut64 and dohhhhh, that`s an alcaholic that`s needing theripy , i can`t even play poker yet was lucky to get laptop now? so any advice apart from shoot myself as i`v already shot myself in the foot by taking this on will be gratefully received
Posted by spornybol

They must be a handsome bunch !

I think you should watch the match this afternoon, and let them record you wearing a silly hat and singing Villa songs .... ?

unknown_username

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my sis-inlaw is away with her hubby till thurs as there anniversary, so this muppet said i`ll have kids ? opppppps wat have i done she has 5 kids a 3yr old nephew and twins girls and teenage son an daughter so not only that i`v got 2 daughters so that`s 7 kids ? you`d think but no there friends come round, i`m going nuts and this is only second day, so at this rate i`m going too end up a cross between donut64 and dohhhhh, that`s an alcaholic that`s needing theripy , i can`t even play poker yet was lucky to get laptop now? so any advice apart from shoot myself as i`v already shot myself in the foot by taking this on will be gratefully received
Posted by spornybol

 Just try to keep your hair on!

spornybol

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In Response to help! i need help : They must be a handsome bunch ! I think you should watch the match this afternoon, and let them record you wearing a silly hat and singing Villa songs .... ?
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

that`s an idea i could get committed for a week just for singing villa song ?

spornybol

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In Response to help! i need help :  Just try to keep your hair on!
Posted by Donut64

i`v started pulling the hear out off my rump as i`m folicley challenged on head

emilyegg

Just give them a few cans sporny.......everyone's a winner and an early night for the win.

Ploppy33

Start a game of hide & seek - get em all to hide

dont start lookin for em until Thursday!

Job done

spornybol

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Start a game of hide & seek - get em all to hide dont start lookin for em until Thursday! Job done
Posted by Ploppy33

i tried hiding in pub, but they still found me!

lozgo

Manacles, chains and gags? Then stick them in the shed!

spornybol

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Manacles, chains and gags? Then stick them in the shed!
Posted by lozgo

can`t put then in shed that my new poker/bedroom being done for summer

-JINKY-

A game of mega million hide & seak ( talk it up with a prize thrown in) with uncle spornybol been het & counting to a million should buy u some time & peace.  lol

MADMOO

Wow 7 kids!!! Good luck with that. Hope they don't enjoy the peace too much and leave them with you.

spornybol

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Wow 7 kids!!! Good luck with that. Hope they don't enjoy the peace too much and leave them with you.
Posted by MADMOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANKS FOR THE NITEMARE

MADMOO

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In Response to Re: help! i need help : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANKS FOR THE NITEMARE
Posted by spornybol

Lol, got to say very nice gesture by you.
Hopefully poker gods will reward you, when you can play again!

spornybol

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In Response to Re: help! i need help : Lol, got to say very nice gesture by you. Hopefully poker gods will reward you, when you can play again!
Posted by MADMOO

the only way i can play again, at my my age is viagra

PILLOWMAN

SWAP THEM FOR LABRATS PUPPY

spornybol

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SWAP THEM FOR LABRATS PUPPY
Posted by PILLOWMAN

no comment ( been told off once today by mods )

swiper

 is lozgo related to that fritzl fella

spornybol

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 is lozgo related to that fritzl fella
Posted by swiper

no lozgo`s married to him ?

labrat64

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SWAP THEM FOR LABRATS PUPPY
Posted by PILLOWMAN

Ok, they can all sleep in the dining room on the puppies bed.