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The correct way to eat chocolate!
Maltessers - you gotta suck the inside out first then let it contract on your tongue......
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So as a master chocolate eater I thought I would give instructions on the correct way to get the best out of your sweeties!
Chocolate buttons:
2 must be stuck together and sucked!
Twix:
Nibble the chocolate from around the sides, chew off the caramel topping, then eat the bottom biscuit piece!
Smarties:
eat all colours apart from orange as you please, then suck the orange ones until the colour comes off, eat the outside shell then the middle chocolate (orange ones taste like orange chocolate!)
Double Decker:
eat around edges, eat nougat...finish with base!
Choclate Orange:
nibble thin side of a slice and proceed to eat like a corn on the cob until you only have a thin 'smile' shaped slither left..then scoff!
Jelly Tots:
DO NOT mix colours! seperate into groups and eat each group in one mouthfull!
....If you follow above instructions you will have more pleasure from your choccies
ps, please add more if you have a special way to eat your sweets!
Start-
then nibble of choc on the outside and split in half
Eat choc off nut
eat nut then wafer ball. Simples.
Suck with care man.