Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)

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If its turning into a quote off then we have to include our American friend:



I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal

 




Sweet Lincoln's mullet






I love lamp

Sky_SteveM

In Response to Ron Burgundy (Anchorman):

If its turning into a quote off then we have to include our American friend: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal   Sweet Lincoln's mullet I love lamp
Posted by MrMagooo

haha! brilliant.

My apartment smells of rich mahogany

You know I don't speak Spanish

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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Quagmire72

It smells like Bigfoot's d*ck.

ness4

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

unknown_username

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Dam n it

Quagmire72

No commercials, NO MERCY!

Quagmire72

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called S ex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Ron Burgundy (Anchorman):

Brian Fantana : [ about Veronica ] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [ opens cologne cabinet ] Ron Burgundy : Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana : No, she gets a special cologne... It's called S ex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy : It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana : Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy : It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana : Yep. Ron Burgundy : Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana : They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [ cheesy grin ] Ron Burgundy : That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana : Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. [ snarls ]
Posted by Quagmire72

lol..classic clip, almost as good as the Bigfoot one

Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

namesb0nd

i love the bit when they are in the fight and steve carrel's character is swinging the grenade around,lol.

unknown_username

For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people

Quagmire72

That's baby-making music, that's what that is!

Sky_Dave

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

Awesome, awesome film. Funniest part has got to be Brick throwing a trident during the news team dust-up.

unknown_username

It's so dam n hot..... milk was a bad choice.

Quagmire72

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Sky_Dave

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Ron Burgundy (Anchorman):

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
Posted by Sky_Dave

You know i don't speak spanish.



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Don't Act Like Your Not Impressed

unknown_username

Aww no picture with my post?  .. was it refused?

Btw that was a sock down his trousers i think, all very innocent

Quagmire72

in Response to Re: Ron Burgundy (Anchorman):

Aww no picture with my post?  .. was it refused? Btw that was a sock down his trousers i think, all very innocent
Posted by HuFlungPu

It's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants.

unknown_username

 I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

 

grimsbyr06

ola i dont speak spanish

Quagmire72

[Ron bribes the announcer]
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and T!ts McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. T!ts McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm T!ts... I'm Ron Burgundy.

unknown_username

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era

Quagmire72

In Response to Re: Ron Burgundy (Anchorman):

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
Posted by HuFlungPu

Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.

Quagmire72

Ron Burgundy: [picking his teeth] Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.