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78o never looked so good...We Have A Winner!

edited December 2010 in Poker Chat
As smooth as Orfords bald patch?!?!?!

Nice to see you back on the forum Mr B...Why? Because you are one funny man ;o)

xx
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  • edited December 2010
    Hi all
    How is everyone?
    I caught a post from Aussie09 asking where certain people were (including myself).....
    I've only just been told about the post.....but I don't think, I could have put it any better than Tikay did.
    Actually, that's a lie...
    I have to tell you the truth, it's killing me.......
    After spending three years of watching you make the most ridiculous plays....I couldn't stand it any longer......it was doing my head in!
    On top of that, I had Orford in my ear telling me how West Brom were going to win the league every 5 minutes....it was getting on my nerves.
    And to top it all off....every night I'd watch some bloke/gal fluke a tourney win and win £thousands, and there was me come midnight picking up my £50 for my six hour hard graft....it's just not on.
    Apart from that I really missed you all ;-)
    Seriously though......
    Like Tikay said; the schedule reduction has just left fewer shifts available...plain and simple.
    So what have I been upto.....
    Well fatherhood has been keeping me pretty busy over the last 16.5 months.  My poker has been pretty limited to on average a tourney a month or so.  When I do play, I've been playing down at the Vic and they've actually gone pretty well....I think I've played 8 tournies (£100-£200) buy ins and won 4 outright (no placements) (although I haven't played for the last couple of months).... I think at one point I was 4 out of 6!
    And when I'm not doing that, I have some other small business commitments.  As well as all of that, I still do some tutoring, although I will probably stop doing that shortly as it's the least well paid! I still play a little cash on Sky, although it is infrequent.
    I will try and pop on here every now and again to see how you all are.
    Good luck at the tables...
    Mark
    ps I forgot to mention Tache and Beard have gone....."I'm now as smooth as...."Fill in your answer....best one gets a prize.....last answer Sunday 19th.
  • edited December 2010
    As smooth as a snooker ball. Nice to hear what you've been up to Mark. miss seeing you on the programme.
  • edited December 2010
    smoothie? ok i suck at  this sort of stuff

    Nice to hear how your getting on Mark, well done on the tourney results aswell

    all the best, maybe see you at the tables
  • edited December 2010
    Thanks for the update Mark.
    Great to hear from you.
  • edited December 2010
    Hi Mark

    Thanks for the update, and all the best!

    Your now as smooth as the shiney leather of tikay's manbag.


    COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!
  • edited December 2010

    hello mark

    good to hear from you... how about return for a christmas special?

    my answer for your competition is ..., "as smooth as a banin baby's bottom"

    best regards
    aussie09

  • edited December 2010
    Great to hear from you.

    Hmmmm are you now as smooooth as 'ED GIDDENS' ?
  • edited December 2010


      n1 mark ty for the update,

     as smooth as silk ,

     or as smooth as a babies bottom .


    was going to say as smooth as a cherry but seems you have popped that lol .
  • edited December 2010


    Steady on Mark.....no one likes anyone who posts too much ya know!

    It is nice to hear from you on how you are doing. Nice one.

    ....as smooth as.......the new downloadable client from Sky Poker
  • edited December 2010
    Hi Mark

    Thank you for the update, really good to hear from you again :)
  • edited December 2010
    Good to hear from you Mark, say it like it is mate ;-) Although with the new main event structures there is a little less luckboxing (only slightly)

    OK I'll go on a poker related topic.   ...as somooth as 5bet shoving with 7,8o and making the villain fold.
  • edited December 2010
    Nice to hear from you Mark.

    If you ever get an evening off why not take on tikay and the rest of us forum regs in one the the last longer comps that are run by Mr Amazing (merenovice!).
  • edited December 2010
    nice to hear everything fine, hope your doing your part with STAYING in bed when the baby wakes and the answer to as smooth as cadbury`s cream egg, also do we get to see a photo off you shaven on here ?
  • edited December 2010
    Nice one guys....keep 'em coming
  • edited December 2010
    As they would say on Blackadder as smooth as very smooth thing indeed!
  • edited December 2010
    Nice to hear from you Mark,  Hope the schedule increases so we can see you back on the Box,

    Fatherhood... Congrats mate, Greatest thing that every happened to me.. I had to grow up at last ;o)

    Oh and you're now as smooth as an ...... " Ed Giddins chat up line "
  • edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good...:
    Nice to hear from you Mark,  Hope the schedule increases so we can see you back on the Box, Fatherhood... Congrats mate, Greatest thing that every happened to me.. I had to grow up at last ;o) Oh and you're now as RUFF as an ...... " Ed Giddins chat up line "
    Posted by JockBMW
    FYP
  • edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good...:
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good... : FYP
    Posted by spornybol

    Thanks Sporny,  I knew something wasn't quite right about it as I wrote it but couldn't put my finger on it 

  • edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good...:
    As smooth as Tikay's bald Head?!?!?! Nice to see you back on the forum Mr B...Why? Because you are one funny man ;o) xx
    Posted by TRIP5
    Wiiiiii
  • edited December 2010
    COYS Mark!!!!!!!!

    Great to hear from you.

    As smooth as Gareth Bale skinning the Arsenal defence at the Emirates recently :)
  • edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good...:
    COYS Mark!!!!!!!! Great to hear from you. As smooth as Gareth Bale skinning the Arsenal defence at the Emirates recently :)
    Posted by phil12uk
    You creep Phil,

    you win btw
  • edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good...:
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good... : You creep Phil, you win btw
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    Thats not fair i was going to use a baleism like as smooth as both his feet

    Hi Mark
    Great to hear from you have missed the proper analytical comments, stuck with Tikay and Orforord

    Glad to hear your still involved and doing well both on and off the table.

    Best Wishes

    Gary
  • edited December 2010
    yes you're back !
    glad you're happy and all is well.
    the channel needs some cool.
    no tache tho....... can't win every hand.
    you just cheered me up no end
  • edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good...:
    As smooth as Orfords bald patch?!?!?! Nice to see you back on the forum Mr B...Why? Because you are one funny man ;o) xx
    Posted by TRIP5



    Oh, how I make myself laugh.
  • edited December 2010
    Hi Mark,

    Good to see you back on the site.  Did you ever see this Banin Strikes Back...?  There were some other classics involving you, I have bumped the Video thread as it's long overdue some new videos.

    One of the funniest shows I thought involved you and James H.  During a game of "What James Thinks" I proposed the question - "How many answers, does James think, tonight's, "What does James think?", question will get?"

    Just watching you try and say the questions was funny enough!

    Hey, why not try and qualify for the next available Sky Poker Tour, that would be pretty good to see you there!

    Aaron
  • edited December 2010
    Thanks for all the great wishes everyone....It's been really nice to receive such warmness.

    Don't forget last day for competition entry today....

    Best one gets a prize!

    Mark
  • edited December 2010
    Welcome back Mark.

    As smooth as the pavement on an icy day.
  • edited December 2010
    Really enjoyed the update Mark and to hear you're now as smooth as Jonny Gould.




    I wonder if Vince could provide the odds on a similar Gouldfish update ever appearing on the forum!
  • edited December 2010
    as it`s nearly easter ( will be in shops ) as smooth as a easter bunny`s bottom ( once skinned and ready for dinner )
  • edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good...:
    In Response to Re: 78o never looked so good... : Oh, how I make myself laugh.
    Posted by Machka
    Oh, how you make me laugh...though i see thats quite an old photo....Rich's bald patch is MUCH bigger now ;o)

    xx
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