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TONIGHT!! Boxing Day Santa's Sack seat...!!
Wow I wish I was Santa!
More innuendos in that poem than a carry on film!
Phooooooooooooooar!
More innuendos in that poem than a carry on film!
Phooooooooooooooar!
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Want to play in SANTA'S Little League?!!!
Here's how you can win seats to the Massive Santa's Sack tournament on the 28th Dec:
I've been such a good girl this year
that when I sat on Sky Santa's knee
His whole face lit up with such delight
As he spoke of his plan for me
LML, He said.. I have a job for you
My sack is so big and so bulging
I need you to help lighten my heavy load
my eyes widened at what he was divulging
Through tournament play
We don't have a doubt
that people know what they're winning
whilst knocking one out
One of us, he corrected
you know, me, Rudy and Elf..
if you KO either one
you could win untold wealth
You'll then be entered into my Sack
Where the Prize pool is more than immense
We want you LML, to join our gang
How about it, you know it makes sense?
Every time YOU get knocked out
the Bounty on your botty
will be a seat into my sack
be it TSP, ME or Totty
Who am I to deny the beardy Man
the simplest of pleasures
Of course I SHALL help you into his Sack
to relieve him of his Treasures!
So there you have it! From now until 12 Midnight on the night of December 26th, I am Santa's little helper!!
Here's how you get involved:
I will be playing in the following tournaments in the following days in the next two weeks...
Tues 14th 7.10pm £3.30 OMAHA & 10pm £11 TSP Classic
Friday 17th 8.30pm £5.50 TOTTY Rebuy
Monday 20th 7.15pm £2.20 Deepstack & 8.30pm £2.20 TOTTY £2.20
Tues 21st 7pm £5.50 Forum Deepy & 10pm £11 TSP Classic
Weds 22nd 7pm Tikay Sleepstack & 8.30 £5.50 TOTTY
Thurs 23rd Bounty Hunter Special
Friday 24th 7.10pm £3.30 PLO
Sunday 26th A Cheapie Deepie (Time TBC)
ANYONE who knocks me out of these tournaments will IMMEDIATELY win a seat into the Santa's Sack competition on the 28th December where the prizes include an ipod, an Xbox Kinnect and a 3d TV amongst others.. Check the link at the top of the post for more info!
As well as the KO seats there will be five more seats up for grabs.. But how do you win these?
Well.. by entering Santa's Little League. Each of these tournaments will also have points allotted to them.. For TSP there may be points for the top 10 places 1st place gets 10league point, 2nd gets 9 etc.. and the T.O.T may only have the top three places with points to keep things fair due to the number of runners.. 1st place gets 3 pts, 2nd gets 2 etc..
I have appointed MR Merenovice Advisor-in-chief and he will be drawing up a league table and confirming the final and fair points structure of the above tournaments.. dependent on projected runners etc.
The five players with the most Little League points by the close of business on Boxing day will automatically win the Seats.
There will also be 3 more BONUS chances to win a seat by way of a 10 seater S&G... this can happen at any time and will not have any notice at all:
At any time day or night I will post the words SANTA SURPRISE on the forum and the first 9 people to join me on my 2.20 S&G table will then have a chance to knock me out to get their hands on that Santa Sack Entry!
So if you fancy your chances in Santa's Sack.. Just Register your name by Posting on this thread and ..
GOOD LUCK!!
Edit: If the player that KO's me is ALREADY entered in the Santa's Sack tournament then the entry becomes a bounty on their head for the next person to win!
I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for the 'Santas Surprise' SnGs, I can't play in the evenings so these could be my best shot at making the Santas Sack tournement. I want to be in!
If i was Santa, LML would get a generous portion of Electric Spaghetti.
The following points allocations will apply to the listed tournaments.
As Lisa-Marie stated the points will be awarded as 10 for 1st, 9 for 2nd, 8 or 3rd, ... and 1 for 10th for the tournaments with a maximum point value of 10 and from 5 downwards for those tournaments with a maximum point value of 5.
In the event of a tie at the end of the competition, Lisa-Marie's decision will be final.
My hunch would be that tonight's PLO tournament might have a small field so it will be an excellent opportunity to get some early points on the board.
Don't forget. The first event is at 7:10pm tonight.
Good luck to you all.
My advice would be NOT to enter tonight's 7.10pm Omaha Tourney. Probably be no runners.
Is that because i have entered? lol just kidding im very average at plo
great news LML
nice chat up there donny baby haha
Good luck all....especially me hehehe
Keith
Too, too easy.
I'm in both that and the TSP Classic tonight then- so you now have a triumvirate of Sky Poker presenters on the site tonight. LM, Tikay and myself.
As for who will do the best out of those three- it's a no-brainer. I'm preparing my acceptance speech right now...
With the amount of fish in this so far, its bound to get 50+ please!:)
Fixed your post.