mamma so fat jokes (dont know where to post sorry)

ckd

whats the best 1s youve heard ........ please dont aim them at any1 thought

your mammas so fat that when god said let there be light he had to ask her to move first

Mohican

yo momma so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants chucked biscuits at her!!

POTTSY82

your mamma so fat her passport photo says continued overleaf
your mamma so fat last time she seen 90210 she was on the scales

WHOAMI196

YA mama so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

HITMAN_RV

Ya Momma so Fat, when she gets on top for a ride, she does burn her batty on the lightbulb !

AIRWALKER

Your momma so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

lucy4

Ya mamma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang....

HITMAN_RV

Ya Momma so fat, they did put her on the BigBigMac diet to slim her down !

HITMAN_RV

Ya Momma so fat, when she sat at a table to learn poker, she did tilt the whole ROOM!!!

HITMAN_RV

Ya Momma so fat, the doctors did put a reverse light & beeper pon her big batty !

-TARAS-

Your mommas so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mommas so fat her belly button has an echo.

Your mommas so fat that when she stands on some speaking scales it says "one person at a time please"

Your mommas so fat that when she sat on a penny a bogey got squeezed out of the queens nose.

Your mommas so fat that she doesn't use a fork but a forklift

Your mommas so fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY ! 

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: mamma so fat jokes (dont know where to post sorry):

Your mommas so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mommas so fat her belly button has an echo. Your mommas so fat that when she stands on some speaking scales it says "one person at a time please" Your mommas so fat that when she sat on a penny a bogey got squeezed out of the queens nose. Your mommas so fat that she doesn't use a fork but a forklift Your mommas so fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY ! 
Posted by -TARAS-

lololol !! Happy New Year TARAS

-TARAS-

In Response to Re: mamma so fat jokes (dont know where to post sorry):

In Response to Re: mamma so fat jokes (dont know where to post sorry) : lololol !! Happy New Year TARAS
Posted by HITMAN_RV

Thanks Hitman and all the best in 2011 to you and your family mate

YOUNG_GUN

your mommas so old she owes jesus a fiver! oops wrong thread

HITMAN_RV

Ya Momma so fat....she went to a 'Mamma so fat' contest, but couldna get thru the DOOOAARRS!!!