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You Can't Beat A Good Bum Hunting
Basically, I hunt Bum... so what?
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' Good Bum Hunting'
Cult Classic !!
...can't remember its title.................. someone may be able to help....... ?
I do not know much about your unusual hobby, correctley known as 'Rearendology' I believe, so i have done some research!
I found that 'Rearendologists' are commonly found in small pockets of the Midlands, to which they affectionately & sarcastically refer to as.. 'The Brown Country', they call themselves 'Snifters' appparently, an industrial term I believe, for purging industrial gases!
The problem is, that a Human Rearendologist's 'nose' can only be honed to a certain point!
In order to snift out the best 'bums' a more refined 'nose' may be required.
With respect to the 'Sommieliers' of the snifting world, a canine nose would be more suited to this purpose!!
Much as the French have found with their highly trained & succesful truffle hunting dogs, [& pigs] !!
My suggestion is...................... for you to find and train a suitable puppy, to help you in your search for 'Bum Nirvana', and an ideal name for this type of special canine would be ...................................... .........................................BrownnDog !!
What are your thoughts?
To which Lodge of Rearendology do you hail from logdon, & what is the secret sign !!
But equipped withyour loyal trained snifting Bum Puppy, BrownnDog, you CAN achieve your goals!!
In preparation for your Bumumental task, i suggest you take heed from those who failed before you, Gus Hansen, Yes, Gus with the Bum like a Bus, read his tale "Every Bum Revealed"
In film also, some, notable efforts to find BumNirvana have been recorded, seek out...
'The BumBall Rally' & 'Bumdog Millionaire' there are others to which people may direct you, ask for help!
Seek the 'Poker Bums', Giddins, Orford & Hartigan, [The Three Bum-egos], they are always on the prowl for the perfect Bum!!
Seek out also the One known as LML, this Angel truly has ownership of a Bum, to which human kind will lay down their Hearts, Snift and follow her, for this 'Special One' knows the direction to The Nirvana you seek !!
So, Wax on, Wax off, Tread the RicePaper with care, ChirpyGrasshopper, Walk the worlds Trails, ignore the lesser Bums[on their Gap year], and you Will achieve !!
Your Humble BumMaster
1, Hitpup wins the Bodog Trophy At The Poker Festival!! Held aloft by Dad, Hitman Harvey
2, HitPup,below, practices his 'snifting technique' as the results [above] show, he is way ahead of BrownnDog!!