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logdon

Annie.

Do you like a good drink?

logdon

 

lozgo

Who's cracked all the nuts?

IRISHROVER

 just saw this now annie your defo nuts pmsl.

 Of course i have a longer one .

chew07

The Ladys not all the ticket  

DOHHHHHHH

Whats the most bottles of wine you have ever supped in 1 day??

Do you set a new record every day??????????

 

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

Whats the most bottles of wine you have ever supped in 1 day?? Do you set a new record every day??????????  
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

dont know bout Logdon .....but....

on mi own !! .....have done 3 & a glass

best to start with a fresh young white, maybe a NZ Marlboro Sauvingnon Blanc

Then move on to a youngish med Red, NZ in favour for me at mo, so a Cental Otago Pinot Nior meybe!

Then finish with a almighty classic Red, meybe old school Burgundy/Bordeuax, but would currently favor a Chilean Carmenere, pref 'reserve'

Some cheese to clear palate, then gargle with a stella, swallow all, clean teeth, check sky poker acct, see how much you lost, then bed and forget about it !!! A perfect day !!

ps. voted just boasting FTW

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.? : I am pleased to see you Hit men and not Women I feel safe now.  Sorry to hear of you're Boasting problem Surgeons can now boost your Boasting at a cost. ?
Posted by logdon

Was not boasting, this is a serious program schedule for u to follow for a days poker success !

Get yourself down to waitrose [or tesco's with a good wine dept], and follow mi lead!! I reckon it will work for you!!

ps Aldi or Morrissons will work too, but some of your 'moves' may not look as 'classy' !!

Good Hunting !!

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

Right Paige55   Wake up it's time to go home.  You have been a very naughty girl, more naughty than me, getting Drunk and ending up in that state. Your "Mummy" should have told you all about the dangers of wandering around on your own late at night legless.  Lucky you stumbled into my Web before anything serious happened to you. As you know  being a Widow I only eat Male's,  so you were safe with me. What,! your disappointed. Tut Tut. I know nothing happened in my Parlor last night because you were so drunk and IrishRover was tied up.  Good Girl,! Well now you are sober you are free to go,  but heed my warning, I know you have a crush on Dohhhhhhh  as sole mates and Carling lovers. But, he will only lead you further astray.  I saw a article in the local Newspaper which said, after a nights boozing he slept on a Park bench with no clothes on in the freezing cold. He only survived because he was ten times over the limit. So be careful if he takes you out on a date , either rap up warm or drink as much as him. ? hugs xx      
Posted by logdon

pmsl .

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

 Rover  I know your tied up at the moment but could you help me with this puzzle I've been trying to solve.!  If Earth is ..... Mother Earth ..... and ...... Time is ...... Father Time ....... What is Sky ........     MALE  or  FEMALE  ............ answer, is not five leg chair.!  odd's two to one you get it right.?
Posted by logdon

What is Sky ? ........

Big Brother  .

DOHHHHHHH

red white or rose?

DOHHHHHHH

Lol !!!

You are bonkers, and pwn me everytime.

I am actually poorly at the moment, due to alcohol!!! Not quite in hospital though.

BED BED BED !!!

Thank the lord for sky + !!!  

I think you drink 14 bottles of lambrini per week.

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.? :  You Men so predictable, trying to get us girls drunk so we fall asleep and you get a good nights rest.?
Posted by logdon

Logdon, I have been found out at last!!

All mi life been gettin girls drunk, just so i can get a good nites rest !! [all that nagging does drive ya mad]

Rite, wheres ma Rihipnol, have found that works even better!! It all started with a pretty French teacher, at school when i was 14, did chaff tho, so i made him shave after !!

DOHHHHHHH

haha I'm not totally wrecked yet!!!

Although I was Sunday night/Monday morning.

Sky is female. But is Paige? I'm still waiting for the picture she promised me.

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

 Well Dohhhhhhh is not so Drunk after all and correctly chose Sky to be Female and is the Winner.  His prize,  two weeks at Betty Ford Clinic and yearly subscription to Magazine Alcoholics Anonymous.!  The Reason SKY is female is ............ I know you've all been waiting for this.!!!   tell you tomorrow.?  
Posted by logdon

Sky is Blue!! like a baby boy wears!! not pink like a baby girl , opps lol !!

On the other hand maybe the blue tourney tables are male, and the pink[ish] cash tables female!!

More of your thoughts please, o wise [logd]one !

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

 Well Dohhhhhhh is not so Drunk after all and correctly chose Sky to be Female and is the Winner.  His prize,  two weeks at Betty Ford Clinic and yearly subscription to Magazine Alcoholics Anonymous.!  The Reason SKY is female is ............ I know you've all been waiting for this.!!!   tell you tomorrow.?  
Posted by logdon

Send him to the much stricter Henry Ford Clinic. He'll have to build a car before they let him out.

NoseyBonk

... I'll probably be there too so we can play HU Doh.

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.? : So you are saying Sky is a Male.?    As in Watching you. !!  2/1  shot,  anyone else ? Rover I think you are the only brave man left ...... willing to venture into my Web. Ops your already here.Silly me.?
Posted by logdon

Helpppppppppp  anybodyyyyyyyyyy letttttt meeeee outtttttttttt  !

HITMAN_RV

go girlfriend go !!!!

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.? : Come closer my precious let me wrap my legs around you and squeeze you tight to my body. Can you feel the warm surge of my passion in your veins. You can, well your dead meat.?  Next.?
Posted by logdon

AHH!! Mi little preying Mantis, Valentines day is almost upon us !! Will it be a massacre??

DOHHHHHHH

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.? : Well, what will hubby buy me this year, sexy underwear no doubt, made to fit "Barbie"?   
Posted by logdon

Any chance if you have an extra couple of bottles of Lambrini you might be tempted to post some pics?

DOHHHHHHH

Make sure it's big enough !!!!!

DOHHHHHHH

Don't bring Quavers into it, there's a seperate thread for crisps ty xxxxxxx

lozgo

If you keep this up until St Georges day i might just take a chance on slaying you with my lance!!!
Of course that assumes that my lance hasn't been splintered in some sort of accident.

DOHHHHHHH

You know the old lotto advert where the big cloudy finger points at the screen and says "It's you"

Well......

Here's DOHH's version...

"Its youuuuuuuuuuuuu, Paige 55"   xxxxx

TRIP5

In Response to Re: I can be serious I can be Silly but Mainly I'm stupid so don't take any notice of what I say or think or doooooo.?:

You know the old lotto advert where the big cloudy finger points at the screen and says "It's you" Well...... Here's DOHH's version... "Its youuuuuuuuuuuuu, Paige 55"   xxxxx
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

To be fair JJ you've been banding 'that' photo around for a good year now..I recon you should post an up to date one to reflect the 365 take-aways and 2450 pints that you've enjoyed this year...

Something to reflect your TRUE girth might be more appropriate..wait...I think I have one from your last webcam session...




;oDDDD

xx

DOHHHHHHH

lol !!!

I only have that coz sky ling forced me to get some for total player to go on the tele!!!!

So i got my m8 round to borrow her camera and took 4!

I have 3 more..........but from the same day...........

Anyway thats me!!!!!!

Page's turn!!!

DOHHHHHHH

Older the better, as long as u aren't 60

I'll leave the rest to MarviN. xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL7VOgkpyfE&feature=fvst

and yes I am JJ JJ on hotmail!!!!

lol - wtf???????????????

YOUNG_GUN

lol update your photo JJ'son you wuss!

DOHHHHHHH

2 oranges walk into the bar.

One says to the other...

"Your round"

DOHHHHHHH

Women who wear red lipstick are slutty - Discuss....