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never felt so disgusted in sky poker

edited February 2011 in Area 51
i had poket kks poket aces poket qs twice and lost with all this meant to be a random poker site it is so computerised for people with low money to lose all the big stacks as in money behind them win got warned about this site wish i took notice and the river cards are deadly sky u need to look at who programmed this rubbish!!!
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  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    wrong place, area 51 with the rest of the berks please :)
    Posted by Wacko90
    so am a berk then as i am entitled to my opinion

  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    wrong place, area 51 with the rest of the berks please :)
    Posted by Wacko90
    why as this post been moved i wonder ??

  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : why as this post been moved i wonder ??
    Posted by pauloambo
    but i must must say sky customer services are second to no one they are absolutely brilliant
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : why as this post been moved i wonder ??
    Posted by pauloambo
    because its all rubbish?
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : but i must must say sky customer services are second to no one they are absolutely brilliant
    Posted by pauloambo
    Please tell me you didn't contact customer services???

    operator />>>hello how can i help
    paulo />>>>>my AA didn't win
    operator />>>>sorry to hear that, thats poker I'm afraid
    paulo />>>>>but they should win, they are AA, you're site is rigged
    operator />>>>I'm sorry sir AA can't win all of the time, the little people at 2 7 have to get a turn
    paulo />>>>>I also lost with KK and QQ
    operator />>>>did you walk into aces with them
    paulo />>>>>you rig the site for the big players
    operator />>>>no we don't, but we do have a doom button we can press if we see your name on a table
    operator />>>>thanks for playing sky poker, see you again soon


  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : Please tell me you didn't contact customer services??? operator /> />>hello how can i help paulo />>>>>my AA didn't win operator />>>>sorry to hear that, thats poker I'm afraid paulo />>>>>but they should win, they are AA, you're site is rigged operator />>>>I'm sorry sir AA can't win all of the time, the little people at 2 7 have to get a turn paulo />>>>>I also lost with KK and QQ operator />>>>did you walk into aces with them paulo />>>>>you rig the site for the big players operator />>>>no we don't, but we do have a doom button we can press if we see your name on a table operator />>>>thanks for playing sky poker, see you again soon
    Posted by SolarCarro
    very funny solarcarro i wasnt on about them hands in general i was on about the whole computerised version of sky poker its a fix simple as
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : very funny solarcarro i wasnt on about them hands in general i was on about the whole computerised version of sky poker its a fix simple as
    Posted by pauloambo
    people with less money lose to put more in!!!
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : people with less money win to put more in!!!
    Posted by pauloambo
    like the doom button you maybe right there!!1
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : Please tell me you didn't contact customer services??? operator /> />>hello how can i help paulo />>>>>my AA didn't win operator />>>>sorry to hear that, thats poker I'm afraid paulo />>>>>but they should win, they are AA, you're site is rigged operator />>>>I'm sorry sir AA can't win all of the time, the little people at 2 7 have to get a turn paulo />>>>>I also lost with KK and QQ operator />>>>did you walk into aces with them paulo />>>>>you rig the site for the big players operator />>>>no we don't, but we do have a doom button we can press if we see your name on a table operator />>>>thanks for playing sky poker, see you again soon
    Posted by SolarCarro
    PMSL  absolutely EPIC.  LOL
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : PMSL  absolutely EPIC.  LOL
    Posted by pomfrittes
    just proves my point kq in hand on flopkq2 this is in free roll raise a 6 comes out gives someone trips  never!!!
    the tables in free roll are different to normal cash why sky answer that please???
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : Please tell me you didn't contact customer services??? operator /> />>hello how can i help paulo />>>>>my AA didn't win operator />>>>sorry to hear that, thats poker I'm afraid paulo />>>>>but they should win, they are AA, you're site is rigged operator />>>>I'm sorry sir AA can't win all of the time, the little people at 2 7 have to get a turn paulo />>>>>I also lost with KK and QQ operator />>>>did you walk into aces with them paulo />>>>>you rig the site for the big players operator />>>>no we don't, but we do have a doom button we can press if we see your name on a table operator />>>>thanks for playing sky poker, see you again soon
    Posted by SolarCarro
    THE FUNNIEST POST EVER!!!!!
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : Please tell me you didn't contact customer services??? operator /> />>hello how can i help paulo />>>>>my AA didn't win operator />>>>sorry to hear that, thats poker I'm afraid paulo />>>>>but they should win, they are AA, you're site is rigged operator />>>>I'm sorry sir AA can't win all of the time, the little people at 2 7 have to get a turn paulo />>>>>I also lost with KK and QQ operator />>>>did you walk into aces with them paulo />>>>>you rig the site for the big players operator />>>>no we don't, but we do have a doom button we can press if we see your name on a table operator />>>>thanks for playing sky poker, see you again soon
    Posted by SolarCarro

    P.S. Have a nice day...close the door behind you ;oD

    Funny as !!!!

    xx

  • edited February 2011

    Thaz a plonker kid.

  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : but i must must say sky customer services are second to no one they are absolutely brilliant
    Posted by pauloambo
    Are you joking about your hands or customer services-?  I'm not sure.
  • edited February 2011
    OMG i've just seen the Mother Ship too they're ALL coming to get us tonight
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : just proves my point kq in hand on flopkq2 this is in free roll raise a 6 comes out gives someone trips  never!!! the tables in free roll are different to normal cash why sky answer that please???
    Posted by pauloambo
    I won £15 and a tournament entry in the 12Freeroll, it played like any other game, I got my aces in good and they held up, I eventually lost to a 54/46 flip 99 v A10

    No scullduggery I tell thee!
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : like the doom button you maybe right there!!1
    Posted by pauloambo

    Why do you keep replying to your own comments??

    First sign of madness talking to yourself you know..................
  • edited February 2011
    Try playing for a bit longer before you make your judgements, is the most constructive think i can say

    poker is a long haul game unless you bink a lucky win early on, over time get in good with your aces etc and you will win fact
  • edited February 2011
    LMAO @ solarcarro's reply

    pure genius xxx
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    i had poket kks poket aces poket qs twice and lost with all this meant to be a random poker site it is so computerised for people with low money to lose all the big stacks as in money behind them win got warned about this site wish i took notice and the river cards are deadly sky u need to look at who programmed this rubbish!!!
    Posted by pauloambo

    Still as long as you are happy thats all that matters :)
  • edited February 2011
    It's funny that solarcarro posted that as I know a micro player that did call customer services
    because he lost with aa 3 times in a row!

    Not sure what he wanted them to do exactly??
  • edited February 2011
    Solacarro's post is about the funniest i've ever read...lmao

    origional poster shouldn't have been called a burke tho. Not nice.
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    It's funny that solarcarro posted that as I know a micro player that did call customer services because he lost with aa 3 times in a row! Not sure what he wanted them to do exactly??
    Posted by donkeyplop

    doesnt broken aces come under the 28 day guarantee?

    id be taking them back...
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : Please tell me you didn't contact customer services??? operator /> />>hello how can i help paulo />>>>>my AA didn't win operator />>>>sorry to hear that, thats poker I'm afraid paulo />>>>>but they should win, they are AA, you're site is rigged operator />>>>I'm sorry sir AA can't win all of the time, the little people at 2 7 have to get a turn paulo />>>>>I also lost with KK and QQ operator />>>>did you walk into aces with them paulo />>>>>you rig the site for the big players operator />>>>no we don't, but we do have a doom button we can press if we see your name on a table operator />>>>thanks for playing sky poker, see you again soon
    Posted by SolarCarro
    this is so funny, thanks for doing this loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    i had poket kks poket aces poket qs twice and lost with all this meant to be a random poker site it is so computerised for people with low money to lose all the big stacks as in money behind them win got warned about this site wish i took notice and the river cards are deadly sky u need to look at who programmed this rubbish!!!
    Posted by pauloambo
    What u played aces on a wednesday
     Only play them on a monday at 2,34 in the morning
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker : Please tell me you didn't contact customer services??? operator /> />>hello how can i help paulo />>>>>my AA didn't win operator />>>>sorry to hear that, thats poker I'm afraid paulo />>>>>but they should win, they are AA, you're site is rigged operator />>>>I'm sorry sir AA can't win all of the time, the little people at 2 7 have to get a turn paulo />>>>>I also lost with KK and QQ operator />>>>did you walk into aces with them paulo />>>>>you rig the site for the big players operator />>>>no we don't, but we do have a doom button we can press if we see your name on a table operator />>>>thanks for playing sky poker, see you again soon
    Posted by SolarCarro

    LOL - I,ll have to start visiting area 51 more often
  • edited February 2011
    Actually the original poster ( can't be ***** scrolling back to see his name ) has a Point.

    I checked the stats on some of the other site.

    Pocket Aces lose   0.0000000000000000001% of the time on other poker sites

    Pocket KIngs       0.0000000000000000002%

    Pocket Queens    0.0000000000000000003%

    Maybe this is something Sky should investigate  ;o)

     
  • edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: never felt so disgusted in sky poker:
    Actually the original poster ( can't be ***** scrolling back to see his name ) has a Point. I checked the stats on some of the other site. Pocket Aces lose   0.0000000000000000001% of the time on other poker sites Pocket KIngs       0.0000000000000000002% Pocket Queens    0.0000000000000000003% Maybe this is something Sky should investigate  ;o)  
    Posted by JockBMW
    How often to pocket jokers lose though?

    Did anybody see the lottery numbers last Saturday night? Does anybody ever question the integrity of the lottery machine?

    I am playing live tonight! Thank god, only a dealer to blame.......


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