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Drunken busto. Again.

bandinibandini
edited February 2011 in The Poker Clinic
New Years resolution: Bank Roll Management.

January : DYM'd £30 into £60.
Early February : £30 into £90 with little risk.

So the cash adventure begins. 4 nights profit.

Last night drinking : Stacked twice at 5/10p after bluffs. Tripled up with a set on an A high board. Hmm. Lesson learnt? Apparently that I'm now fit for 50/100. Bring on TSP.

Busto and it wasn't even bad beats or coolers. It was stone cold bluffs.

I'm Scottish and fit the stereotype of being tight with my money. Would hate to give you English bassas it in normal circumstances. But soon as that wine bottle's open? : Glitter who? LJames who? Meh.

So dear Poker clinic,

How do I stop busting when drunk?

Stopping drinking's not an option, I already said I'm Scottish.
Barring myself makes no difference. There are a couple of other poker sites on the go I believe.

So suggestions?
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  • delaney09delaney09
    edited February 2011
    I'm Scottish and fit the stereotype of being tight with my money. Would hate to give you English bassas

    Are you my dad ?? He is tight with his money, he is scottish and he hates giving me any... probably cause i'm English lol
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011

    put thye buckfast back and swap for tennants or irn bru ;)

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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    put thye buckfast back and swap for tennants or irn bru ;)
    Posted by The_Don90
    Buckfast?!

    I live in the Highlands.

    Not central belt/borders sc#m like you ;-)
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    I'm Scottish and fit the stereotype of being tight with my money. Would hate to give you English bassas Are you my dad ?? He is tight with his money, he is scottish and he hates giving me any... probably cause i'm English lol
    Posted by delaney09
    I'm surprised he admits to being your dad ;-)
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  • delaney09delaney09
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : I'm surprised he admits to being your dad ;-)
    Posted by bandini

    haha he doesn't you have now made it all so clear now why he left lol
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : haha he doesn't you have now made it all so clear now why he left lol
    Posted by delaney09
    Eh.. wow.

    Was just being a wee bit cheeky mate. Didn't realise I was hitting something that personal. Mi apologi.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Buckfast?! I live in the Highlands. Not central belt/borders sc#m like you ;-)
    Posted by bandini
    i just got pawned lol.
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : i just got pawned lol.
    Posted by The_Don90
    Sigh.

    Pwned Donaldo, pwned. Pawned is a chinese carry-out.

    Do they have schools in the borders? ;-)
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Sigh. Pwned Donaldo, pwned. Pawned is a chinese carry-out. Do they have schools in the borders? ;-)
    Posted by bandini
    yes, but my house was next door, i went in mum goes to work i go home lol
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : yes, but my house was next door, i went in mum goes to work i go home lol
    Posted by The_Don90
    And the award for best Sporny impression of the day goes to... The don90. (fanfare smilie)

    I went in mum? I thought that was just a myth about you Borders chaps.

    ;-)

    You dried your eyes and back playing Donaldo? You might even win. If the huns can progress in Europe anything's possible.

    I'd challenge you hu but I'm busto. I think I might have written a thread about it somewhere.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : And the award for best Sporny impression of the day goes to... The don90. (fanfare smilie) I went in mum? I thought that was just a myth about you Borders chaps. ;-) You dried your eyes and back playing Donaldo? You might even win. If the huns can progress in Europe anything's possible. I'd challenge you hu but I'm busto. I think I might have written a thread about it somewhere.
    Posted by bandini
    Not really having the odd game to pass time but got a few things to sort out. And as the mighty Rangers somehow managed to beat a team better than us it helped boost my moods.

    I think i worded my post wrong. It is a rumour u talk of. Im an Edinburgh chap origionally me.

    Anyways what i was meant to say but since im such a n00b and didnt go to school i got it wrong.

    I lived next door to school. I went to school, done about one lesson before mum went to work then i went home and played football manager.
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : yes, but my house was next door, i went in mum goes to work i go home lol
    Posted by The_Don90
    And the award for best Sporny impression of the day goes to... The don90. (fanfare smilie)

    I went in mum? I thought that was just a myth about you Borders chaps.

    ;-)

    You dried your eyes and back playing Donaldo? You might even win. If the huns can progress in Europe anything's possible.

    I'd challenge you hu but I'm busto. I think I might have written a thread about it somewhere.
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  • BigBlusterBigBluster
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Drunken busto. Again.:
    New Years resolution: Bank Roll Management. January : DYM'd £30 into £60. Early February : £30 into £90 with little risk. So the cash adventure begins. 4 nights profit. Last night drinking : Stacked twice at 5/10p after bluffs. Tripled up with a set on an A high board. Hmm. Lesson learnt? Apparently that I'm now fit for 50/100. Bring on TSP. Busto and it wasn't even bad beats or coolers. It was stone cold bluffs. I'm Scottish and fit the stereotype of being tight with my money. Would hate to give you English bassas it in normal circumstances. But soon as that wine bottle's open? : Glitter who? LJames who? Meh. So dear Poker clinic, How do I stop busting when drunk? Stopping drinking's not an option, I already said I'm Scottish. Barring myself makes no difference. There are a couple of other poker sites on the go I believe. So suggestions?
    Posted by bandini
    Same here. 90% of my poker losses come after ale. Answer - damned if I know!
    Playing poker is a bit like chasing women - you know you really shouldn't do it after you've been drinking, but it appeals at the time so you just can't help yourself! And you invariably regret it next day.....


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  • delaney09delaney09
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Eh.. wow. Was just being a wee bit cheeky mate. Didn't realise I was hitting something that personal. Mi apologi.
    Posted by bandini

    Lol nothing personal its all a bit of fun and banter nothing taken serious LOL
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Drunken busto. Again. : Same here. 90% of my poker losses come after ale. Answer - damned if I know! Playing poker is a bit like chasing women - you know you really shouldn't do it after you've been drinking, but it appeals at the time so you just can't help yourself! And you invariably regret it next day.....
    Posted by BigBluster
    lol, thought it was just me.
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Lol nothing personal its all a bit of fun and banter nothing taken serious LOL
    Posted by delaney09
    Cool man, cool. I'm not adverse to offending peeps but I prefer to do it in a friendly way :-)

    May the cards fall your way my friend. (Unless against me. Obv.)
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Not really having the odd game to pass time but got a few things to sort out. And as the mighty Rangers somehow managed to beat a team better than us it helped boost my moods. I think i worded my post wrong. It is a rumour u talk of. Im an Edinburgh chap origionally me. Anyways what i was meant to say but since im such a n00b and didnt go to school i got it wrong. I lived next door to school. I went to school, done about one lesson before mum went to work then i went home and played football manager.
    Posted by The_Don90
    Cool Donaldo, cool. Only messing man.

    Edinburgh born man myself. Simpson's Memorial was probably flats before you were born though. Sigh. How can I feel 21 but be 36?

    At least I've the self respect to support one of our teams but. Pffftt. Edinburgh born hun? I can see me and you having words when SPT next has the decency to visit our country ;-)

    May the cards fall your way Donaldo.

    Highland Poker Tour in Wick in two weeks if you fancy it? Got a spare bed if you do. £55 entry (Tourney, not my house).
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Cool Donaldo, cool. Only messing man. Edinburgh born man myself. Simpson's Memorial was probably flats before you were born though. Sigh. How can I feel 21 but be 36? At least I've the self respect to support one of our teams but. Pffftt. Edinburgh born hun? I can see me and you having words when SPT next has the decency to visit our country ;-) May the cards fall your way Donaldo. Highland Poker Tour in Wick in two weeks if you fancy it? Got a spare bed if you do. £55 entry (Tourney, not my house).
    Posted by bandini
    i would mate, finances still on the rocks a little, dam pregnant cats init. Seriously who can afford to feed themselves a cat and kittens. I also have the South of Scotland Champions of Champions Tournament in 2 weeks so need to make sure i have bevvie moneys for that,

    Yea i think that will be before my time. I dont even know where i was born i know my mothers family live in kelso so i removed there quite quickly and i have never once seen my birth cirtificate, if i wasnt for me having national insurance i doupt id even existed lol.
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : i would mate, finances still on the rocks a little, dam pregnant cats init. Seriously who can afford to feed themselves a cat and kittens. I also have the South of Scotland Champions of Champions Tournament in 2 weeks so need to make sure i have bevvie moneys for that, Yea i think that will be before my time. I dont even know where i was born i know my mothers family live in kelso so i removed there quite quickly and i have never once seen my birth cirtificate, if i wasnt for me having national insurance i doupt id even existed lol.
    Posted by The_Don90
    Decent Chinese up here if you want to cash in on the cats? ;-) I jest, I'm a cat man too.

    I'm not a pure Edinburgh man myself. My parents are neep-dockers and my dad just happened to be harling half of Edinburgh when I came on the scene. They decided to move back here rather than risk me becoming a smackheid. Probably a wise decision, lol. I still have the complex of being a Hibee though. The dsflhskdj!

    Offer's real if you want a freebie holiday though Don. PM me if you change your mind. I'd print my contact details here but I don't want Dohhhhhhh's heavy breathing phone calls again. It's only my avatar!!!!!
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Decent Chinese up here if you want to cash in on the cats? ;-) I jest, I'm a cat man too. I'm not a pure Edinburgh man myself. My parents are neep-dockers and my dad just happened to be harling half of Edinburgh when I came on the scene. They decided to move back here rather than risk me becoming a smackheid. Probably a wise decision, lol. I still have the complex of being a Hibee though. The dsflhskdj! Offer's real if you want a freebie holiday though Don. PM me if you change your mind. I'd print my contact details here but I don't want Dohhhhhhh's heavy breathing phone calls again. It's only my avatar!!!!!
    Posted by bandini
    Haha. i may take up on it, itll all depend on moneys, thanks for the offer. Not much in Scotland now that the SPT wont visit us and just one visit a year from UKIPT, only two events i know we really have except for the poker leagues across scotland holding the odd thing.

    Any wounder why we struggle to produce top quality poker players init.
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Haha. i may take up on it, itll all depend on moneys, thanks for the offer. Not much in Scotland now that the SPT wont visit us and just one visit a year from UKIPT, only two events i know we really have except for the poker leagues across scotland holding the odd thing. Any wounder why we struggle to produce top quality poker players init.
    Posted by The_Don90
    Vamplew's opened the floodgates mate. We'll come crashing through them. A more un-Scottish looking person/name would be hard to find (bar his utter peely-wally whiteness). But still.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Vamplew's opened the floodgates mate. We'll come crashing through them. A more un-Scottish looking person/name would be hard to find (bar his utter peely-wally whiteness). But still.
    Posted by bandini
    Vamplew the only one i could name bar the few on Sky. And even then are there any pro scots on sky? Ive never seen him but certainly not your usual Campbell, McDonald, Brodie type name is it lol.
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  • Salad_FaceSalad_Face
    edited February 2011
    I've been down the pub since early evening sipping on ale, can somebody PLEASE persuade me not to hit the blue felt before i bust my sausage (bank) roll.

     Cheers butts
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : Vamplew the only one i could name bar the few on Sky. And even then are there any pro scots on sky? Ive never seen him but certainly not your usual Campbell, McDonald, Brodie type name is it lol.
    Posted by The_Don90
    McOffshoot.

    Possibly the best player on Sky.
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    I've been down the pub since early evening sipping on ale, can somebody PLEASE persuade me not to hit the blue felt before i bust my sausage (bank) roll.  Cheers butts
    Posted by Salad_Face
    Milk flowing n'pples or hands like taps though? ;-)
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : McOffshoot. Possibly the best player on Sky.
    Posted by bandini
    ah didnt realise he was scottish.

    funnily enough i was talking to someone the other week and they asked me who in my opinion was the best player on sky, and i replied offshoot. lol. offshoot i salute u sir, will you bankroll me sir?? lol.

    Also salad_face, go sit on a HUI cash table and repeatadly donk off ur money to me. Best advice ill offer lol. ;)
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again.:
    In Response to Re: Drunken busto. Again. : ah didnt realise he was scottish. funnily enough i was talking to someone the other week and they asked me who in my opinion was the best player on sky, and i replied offshoot. lol. offshoot i salute u sir, will you bankroll me sir?? lol. Also salad_face, go sit on a HUI cash table and repeatadly donk off ur money to me. Best advice ill offer lol. ;)
    Posted by The_Don90
    Edinburgh gadgie is Offshoot, eh but? Ya radge. Barry site this, eh but? lol

    Currently in profit on 9 high stakes tables.
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