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Toughest Sky poker/presenter/celebrity
This thread came right of the top of my head after a long drinking session. Very long drinking session.
So bare with me.
But it could have leverage. And possible humour. But only after my original post. Obv.
Although it could be easily paraphrased as the blancmange least likely to crumble when you throw it against a wall, here it goes.
Who are the candidates;
Hartigan : Tin-tin lookalike, film geek whose father we've already all seen is more than capable of kicking his a$$ at the age of whatever he is. Capable of talking tougher than Pesci in Goodfellas though. Bluster is all at times.
Orford : Oh come on. He's a tv presenter who can live with presenting a find the sausage programme.
Harris : Hmm. Dark horse possibly. Picture yourself winding him up apropos of nothing. I could possibly see him getting dark and angry.
Giddens : Hairy chested muscular Adonis. Rarrghhh. But he played cricket. And that's just rounders for English people. he gets no vote from me.
So two contenders left;
Long and Kendall.
I can easily picture Kendall as being a wee maniac in his day. I can picture him being it today even. But Long's got to be the scariest? Sweet girl but wouldn't like to see her angry. Woman are always angrier anyway but I could see LM taking full advantage of her Eastern background and being beyond scary. Seriously, think about it? I wouldn't want to fight her and I'm hard as.
Maybe got to take the guest/analisyts in too.
Sky's own;
Sky Dave Bland? Love his poker analysis. Doubt he could fight sleep.
LJamesL : He'd take his ball home in the huff.
DanTb : Far too drunk to fight. Maybe shout cheek with a kebab hanging out his mouth but that's about it.
Lolu and Glitter : Just too nice to fight.
Guests;
The young guys : Probably zap you with some computer thing.
Cappiati(?) My favourite guest but no idea how to spell his name : Talk you to death.
Fraser : He's probably already killed. He runs London and probably England. I'd cry if I raised him and he looked at me for more than 2 seconds. We have a winner.
And now it's my bed time.
So bare with me.
But it could have leverage. And possible humour. But only after my original post. Obv.
Although it could be easily paraphrased as the blancmange least likely to crumble when you throw it against a wall, here it goes.
Who are the candidates;
Hartigan : Tin-tin lookalike, film geek whose father we've already all seen is more than capable of kicking his a$$ at the age of whatever he is. Capable of talking tougher than Pesci in Goodfellas though. Bluster is all at times.
Orford : Oh come on. He's a tv presenter who can live with presenting a find the sausage programme.
Harris : Hmm. Dark horse possibly. Picture yourself winding him up apropos of nothing. I could possibly see him getting dark and angry.
Giddens : Hairy chested muscular Adonis. Rarrghhh. But he played cricket. And that's just rounders for English people. he gets no vote from me.
So two contenders left;
Long and Kendall.
I can easily picture Kendall as being a wee maniac in his day. I can picture him being it today even. But Long's got to be the scariest? Sweet girl but wouldn't like to see her angry. Woman are always angrier anyway but I could see LM taking full advantage of her Eastern background and being beyond scary. Seriously, think about it? I wouldn't want to fight her and I'm hard as.
Maybe got to take the guest/analisyts in too.
Sky's own;
Sky Dave Bland? Love his poker analysis. Doubt he could fight sleep.
LJamesL : He'd take his ball home in the huff.
DanTb : Far too drunk to fight. Maybe shout cheek with a kebab hanging out his mouth but that's about it.
Lolu and Glitter : Just too nice to fight.
Guests;
The young guys : Probably zap you with some computer thing.
Cappiati(?) My favourite guest but no idea how to spell his name : Talk you to death.
Fraser : He's probably already killed. He runs London and probably England. I'd cry if I raised him and he looked at me for more than 2 seconds. We have a winner.
And now it's my bed time.
Comments
Mark Banin
Would definately not want to go heads up with him unless he makes me an offer i can`t refuse.
Gary