What can you do in 17 seconds?

penguin7

Played 3 tables tonight
7PM sleepstack
7PM £400 GTD
8PM doublestack

At 9pm I was ft on one, approaching ft on another, and top20 in doublestack, and desperate for a comfort break.

But of course they each started their 5 mins break at different times, giving me 17 seconds off !

Poker isnt much fun playing with my legs crossed and desperate for a cup of tea.

At least at 10pm I have no problem having gone out of 2/3 and hanging on in the last one.

Got to be time for synchronised breaks, but what would YOU do in 17 seconds ?

loonytoons

make love to the wife, have a smoke and play a DYM with 3 seconds to spare!!!

MAXALLY

GET A MAN BAG FFS......what do you think they are for?

Wacko90

In Response to What can you do in 17 seconds?:

Played 3 tables tonight 7PM sleepstack 7PM £400 GTD 8PM doublestack At 9pm I was ft on one, approaching ft on another, and top20 in doublestack, and desperate for a comfort break. But of course they each started their 5 mins break at different times, giving me 17 seconds off ! Poker isnt much fun playing with my legs crossed and desperate for a cup of tea. At least at 10pm I have no problem having gone out of 2/3 and hanging on in the last one. Got to be time for synchronised breaks, but what would YOU do in 17 seconds ?
Posted by penguin7

Not time to reply to your pm either i shall get back to asap sorry for the delay!

NODEAL

lappy,   thats the answer bud.

17 women

Mohican

spornybol

simples do what i do, get nurse to put cathiter in and have a potty beside you, just don`t forget loo roll !!!

donkeyplop

Milk bottles and the other half making the tea.....................

loonytoons

In Response to Re: What can you do in 17 seconds?:

simples do what i do, get nurse to put cathiter in and have a potty beside you, just don`t forget loo roll !!!
Posted by spornybol

Why not just use an incontinence pad?

GREGHOGG

smack a "shuttlec...." in "badminton" several times.

spornybol

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In Response to Re: What can you do in 17 seconds? : Why not just use an incontinence pad?
Posted by loonytoons

they don`t have them big enough!

GaryQQQ

Buy a laptop!

a00rock

Raised the question of synchronized breaks recently, 28/2/11 sky Jordans reply "most of our tours have a scheduled break every hr which seems to be popular amongst players im afraid" May be time for a poll on the issue as Im obv not the only 1 that feels this way!

karlluke

get a laptop its portable with wifi

a00rock

I think folks that multi tour need a 5 minute screen break every hr. You may not think so if your young and have 20/20 vision but it wont stay that way if you are constantly staring at a screen lappy or PC for hrs on end with no breaks. Basic health and safety at work so should it be at play too.

penguin7

I got the laptop/wifi. But I dont think playing in the kitchen/toilet is good for my poker!

I have also on several occasions forgotten to plug the power lead back in when coming back, with disastrous results 20 minutes later.

Once the laptop fell in the bath , which luckily was empty.

Salad_Face

I have no qualms admitting to sitting on the toilet taking a dump while still being in a tourney accompanied by my laptop.

martin111

had same problem last night.at 9 i had 5 tables open and i get lost.so i had to give up 3 tourneys.finished 6th double stack.lol

CLIOKID

Some of my most satisfying wins have come whilst on the bog!

IAMALLIN2

Definately think this should be one of Rich`s threads on his next show

Not playing heads up with CLIOKID as i can`t get the image out of my brain, arrrrgh

LOL


Gary

IAMALLIN2

In Response to What can you do in 17 seconds?:

Played 3 tables tonight 7PM sleepstack 7PM £400 GTD 8PM doublestack At 9pm I was ft on one, approaching ft on another, and top20 in doublestack, and desperate for a comfort break. But of course they each started their 5 mins break at different times, giving me 17 seconds off ! Poker isnt much fun playing with my legs crossed and desperate for a cup of tea. At least at 10pm I have no problem having gone out of 2/3 and hanging on in the last one. Got to be time for synchronised breaks, but what would YOU do in 17 seconds ?
Posted by penguin7

With the money you are winning Penguin

Hire a manservant to do it for you

LOL

J-Hartigan

Buckets ftw!

DTWBANDIT

   place a bet on cheltenham