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ALIEN ATTACK

PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
edited September 2009 in Poker Chat
 Skypoker is under attack from aliens . Despite the heroic efforts from the defence department { technical team } , the enemy remains within our gates . It is time for the sky poker community to rally together and support our masters . Please volunteer your skills to the dangerous missions ahead . Any suggestions who should be selected for  leadership positions are needed . Please do not use these dangerous days for personell abuse and in house fighting .I think  FLASHFLUSH has the right name to take over the role as super hero.All poker fish should form the first line of defence .  OH , i nearly forgot , please dont give FALLEN any weapons.
long live sky poker .                                                                                                                                
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  • acebarry10acebarry10
    edited September 2009
    In Response to ALIEN ATTACK:
     Skypoker is under attack from aliens . Despite the heroic efforts from the defence department { technical team } , the enemy remains within our gates . It is time for the sky poker community to rally together and support our masters . Please volunteer your skills to the dangerous missions ahead . Any suggestions who should be selected for  leadership positions are needed . Please do not use these dangerous days for personell abuse and in house fighting .I think  FLASHFLUSH has the right name to take over the role as super hero.All poker fish should form the first line of defence .  OH , i nearly forgot , please dont give FALLEN any weapons. long live sky poker .                                                                                                                                
    Posted by PILLOWMAN
    Lol Fallen does not need any weapons, dont forget she has got her shoes ;)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2009
     testing   1 2 3
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
     testing   1 2 3
    Posted by bennydip2
    Oh  so many tech  problems   same as the last  few days, 

    my guess is most cant get in forum , I blame Michelle  :))
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  • Kiwini4uKiwini4u
    edited September 2009
    Unfortunately I think Pillowman has fallen asleep on the job
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  • RickyVillaRickyVilla
    edited September 2009
    I'll just loiter near the back.

    Wake me up if you need me.
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  • Ozzie08Ozzie08
    edited September 2009
    Im ready 4 action pill, ill take the front line
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2009
    In Response to ALIEN ATTACK:
     Skypoker is under attack from aliens . Despite the heroic efforts from the defence department { technical team } , the enemy remains within our gates . It is time for the sky poker community to rally together and support our masters . Please volunteer your skills to the dangerous missions ahead . Any suggestions who should be selected for  leadership positions are needed . Please do not use these dangerous days for personell abuse and in house fighting .I think  FLASHFLUSH has the right name to take over the role as super hero.All poker fish should form the first line of defence .  OH , i nearly forgot , please dont give FALLEN any weapons. long live sky poker .                                                                                                                                
    Posted by PILLOWMAN

    I'm wearing my custom bacofoil hat as I type this and I'm ready for the call-up.



    Ya can't scare me ......  I've got KIDS!!
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
    Unfortunately I think Pillowman has fallen asleep on the job
    Posted by Kiwini4u
    Wide awake and on night duty . Reports of flying shoes have sofar not been confirmed but our thanks go to 2nd in command Barry for alerting us to this potential hazard. I am happy to announce that storm trooper ozzie has been called back from the frontline . He has been reassigned to officers training and will in due time recieve  advanced tactical lessons from captain I.ROVER. Also reassigned has been private elsa . Her invention of the bacofoil hat has earned her a commendation and she now is working in one of our top sacret facilities . No longer do we have to fear jam and marmelade attacks , we are gratefull. More updates to follow shortly .
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
    I'll just loiter near the back. Wake me up if you need me.
    Posted by RickyVilla
    Time for action private villa . You have been assigned to escort duty together with private fallen .
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
     testing   1 2 3
    Posted by bennydip2
    Officer B. is stii working undercover . Top secret reports indicate that he has succesfully infiltrated the enemys command . It is believed he has located  agent G. who was sent in several days before . Rumours that agent G. could not send back his position due to defective communication equipment have not been confirmed.
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  • RickyVillaRickyVilla
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK : Time for action private villa . You have been assigned to escort duty together with private fallen .
    Posted by PILLOWMAN
    Who's the escort? how much will i be paid? will i have to perform 'extras'?

    thank you that is all
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2009
    Private Elsa reporting. All is very quiet here at the top secret facility in Little Hulton, Lancashire. As you are probably aware there is a shortage of bacofoil and deliveries from Tesco Direct have dried up completely. Donations of bacofoil and condoms (they stop the bacofoil sticking to your head, and RickyVilla is going to be busy too) are needed urgently.

    Please send all donations,urgently, to:

    The Top Secret Facility
    The Top Secret Location
    27a High Street (above McDonalds)
    Little Hulton
    Lancashire

    ps. Please only send unused condoms as they are unsuitable for headwear if pre-used (although Ricky doesn't seem to mind too much if they have only been used once or twice)
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009

    Good morning . Reports from the front are positive . We now can release the information that commandant TK was until yesterday  on planet leicester . News of his  well being has lifted the morale . Photos supplied by his staff do however confirm that several aliens are now in disguise . News that private R.ORFORD is to be promoted have been strongly denied.NEWS FLASH . We have in the last few minutes had contact with our mother ship . Communications officer SKY RICH has sent a decoded message . Early indications are that all is well and the fight back has begun. more to follow.

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  • Sky_RichSky_Rich
    edited September 2009
    ha. i love this thread!

    great work.


    i can confirm that things are nearly back under control. the tech team are working tirelessly to correct the site problems everyone experienced over the weekend.

    please again accept my apologies, things will be fully working again soon (i promise)!

    (.....what a time to take a rare weekend off!)
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  • Kiwini4uKiwini4u
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
    ha. i love this thread! great work. i can confirm that things are nearly back under control. the tech team are working tirelessly to correct the site problems everyone experienced over the weekend. please again accept my apologies, things will be fully working again soon (i promise)! (.....what a time to take a rare weekend off!)
    Posted by Sky_Rich
    Memo to the Sky "Suits"

    No more time off EVER for Sky Rich,  see what happens when you let him have a couple of days away.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK : Memo to the Sky "Suits" No more time off EVER for Sky Rich,  see what happens when you let him have a couple of days away.
    Posted by Kiwini4u
    Did Churchill take a day off?  NO!

    Here at the secret facility we daren't take a day off otherwise the squatters would move in.

    I reported earlier that bacofoil-hat production is down due to a shortage of raw materials, what I forgot to mention is that Jam production is up.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2009
    Newsflash............the latest development from the techy team here is nearing completion...........exploding shake-and-vac
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009
    Update. Reports that the aliens have been successfully removed from our main operating area are encouraging . However , there are consistent unconfirmed sightings of aliens in area 51. If this proves to be the case  we must be prepared for a long campaign . As we speak ,a spec.ops. team is gathering on the border to these toxic wastelands.Sergeant E.NUTTER has volunteered to lead this very dangerous mission .More to follow.
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009
    Sadly i have to report  an injury to one of our brave fighters . Private FALLEN was slightly injured when she got struck down by a flying shoe. Witnesses report that she was seen throwing a shoe at an invisible UFO. Minutes later the same shoe struck her at the back of her pretty head . Reports of this flying shoe are arriving from all over the globe . It appears ,said shoe crossed several continents before returning to cause this unfortunate injury . After extensive hospital attention { it is believed there were 300 plus junior doctors present } she has been released . Sadly she has been ordered to avoid late nights playing poker.It was confirmed during this intensive examination that private fallen does have a broken heart.However a full recovery is imminent .Doctors estimate ,if she avoids any contact with me men for the next 86 years there should be no lasting damage. More to follow.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited September 2009
    I would be best for that job, as you can see I've already been subjected to large doses of toxic waste
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  • Ozzie08Ozzie08
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
    I would be best for that job, as you can see I've already been subjected to large doses of toxic waste
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    lol, valid point he makes pillowman
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009
    welcome back trooper ozzie . i was thinking he could be nutters forward scout .
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited September 2009
    Commandant tk has returned safely to base . Huge crowds lined the streets to welcome our hero home .Due to his tireless efforts Commandant tk has need for a short rest .However a spokesman has confirmed that he will be answering all questions at a press conference later . An inside source has confirmed that tropper R.ORFORD will be court marshalled.More to follow . Welcome home commandant tk,sir.
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  • acebarry10acebarry10
    edited September 2009
    News has reached us that trooper R.ORFORD,s coutmarshall has taken place, he has been ordered back to the front line and must wear a suit and tie and wear the regulatory shoes to go with his suit...... end of newscast
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  • Ozzie08Ozzie08
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: ALIEN ATTACK:
    welcome back trooper ozzie . i was thinking he could be nutters forward scout .
    Posted by PILLOWMAN
    Thank you pill, its been a tough out there but some1 has to man the front lines. Glad 2 bk home and armed with new tactics from I Rover. They should help in the future attacks of the aliens.
    Remeber this may ba a long and tiring battle, but Patience will b key 2 our sucess

    Ozzie signin out, May the force b with you team
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