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Jack was the victim..

djblacke04djblacke04
edited April 2011 in Area 51

In a rare break from loud music,it suddenly dawned on me,Jack didnt actually fall,He cheating,felonious girlfriend,who was in love with the postman, Jill slipped a large dose of rohypnol into his morning tea,then for no reason whatsoever she took him on a morning hill  climb,(knowing that the incresed hate rate would fasten the effects of the rohypnol),where,he lost his footing,fell causing servere facial and cranial injuries,leaving him hideously deformed,and a quadraplegic...

moral of the story ,if the missus says shall we go on a walk,go to the beach...
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Jack was the victim..:
    In a rare break from loud music,it suddenly dawned on me,Jack didnt actually fall,He cheating,felonious girlfriend,who was in love with the postman, Jill slipped a large dose of rohypnol into his morning tea,then for no reason whatsoever she took him on a morning hill  climb,(knowing that the incresed hate rate would fasten the effects of the rohypnol),where,he lost his footing,fell causing servere facial and cranial injuries,leaving him hideously deformed,and a quadraplegic... moral of the story ,if the missus says shall we go on a walk,go to the beach...
    Posted by djblacke04

    This is all hearsay.

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